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Simone Biles is engaged, apparently

Posted on 2/15/22 at 10:22 am
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 2/15/22 at 10:22 am
Do you think he is worried she will quit at the slightest sign of adversity?



Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 2/15/22 at 10:23 am to
Ol boy looking at that snatch like



Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 2/15/22 at 10:24 am to
I'm not saying she is ugly

But she looks fricking weird to me, and I can't put my finger on it
Posted by Tbonepatron
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Posted on 2/15/22 at 10:26 am to
Are we supposed to know who her fiancé is? I’m assuming he’s a Texans player?
Posted by JetsetNuggs
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Posted on 2/15/22 at 10:26 am to
quote:


Do you think he is worried she will quit at the slightest sign of adversity?


At the altar
Posted by bushwacker
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Posted on 2/15/22 at 10:26 am to
I like her long wavy smooth hair
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 2/15/22 at 10:26 am to
I was commenting on the size difference


Posted by Funky Tide 8
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Posted on 2/15/22 at 10:26 am to
she is really short. He's only 5'11".



Posted by MorbidTheClown
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Posted on 2/15/22 at 10:28 am to
Houston Texans safety Jonathan Owens
Posted by DWaginHTown
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Posted on 2/15/22 at 10:29 am to
quote:

Are we supposed to know who her fiancé is? I’m assuming he’s a Texans player?



Jonathan Owens
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
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Posted on 2/15/22 at 10:29 am to
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But she looks fricking weird to me, and I can't put my finger on it


There’s a hell of a setup for a Larry Nassar joke there, but I’m not touching that with a 50 foot pole

[insert 100 cringe emojis]
This post was edited on 2/15/22 at 10:30 am
Posted by Pettifogger
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Posted on 2/15/22 at 10:29 am to
She's not ugly, she's just built like a tree trunk with the voice of a 9 year old girl, and I don't think that's the ideal portrait of femininity for a contingent of guys.

I imagine she's attractive to lots of guys so I doubt it hindered her.
Posted by Loup
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Posted on 2/15/22 at 10:30 am to
good for her. She's really pretty.
Posted by DarthRebel
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Posted on 2/15/22 at 10:35 am to
quote:

He's only 5'11".


It was not feasible for her to go larger
Posted by RoyalAir
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Posted on 2/15/22 at 10:35 am to
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I can't put my finger on it


Her eyes are running away from each other, for one.

Still, her face is symmetrical, and she's certainly attractive.
Posted by idlewatcher
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Posted on 2/15/22 at 10:46 am to
quote:

Simone Biles


Quitter
Posted by Mr Personality
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Posted on 2/15/22 at 10:47 am to
Posted by Funky Tide 8
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Posted on 2/15/22 at 10:49 am to
Posted by Jizzy08
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Posted on 2/15/22 at 10:54 am to
She going to end the engagement right before the ceremony or during it?
Posted by Comic_Tiger
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Posted on 2/15/22 at 11:24 am to
he better hope no one takes away her drugs and she develops mental health issues and quits on him.
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