re: shite Show @ Da Circle K in Jonesboro, LA LONG READ

Yeah she's got nudes. You don't need to have been on the soccer board to know that. In fact they were curiously uninterested. It was everywhere a year or so ago.

Nude chicks are not uninteresting to Hetero Males.... not that there is anything with you people.

Dammit... Gaston Hebert done killed this thread again.... & we still haven't seen any nudes.

So whats going on now? Did they get shite taken care of? I read through some parts earlier, but I must have skipped important parts. Did the woman who wrote the FB post lie or something about what happened?

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Wow... That was epic.... Laughed very hard...

As an old school OT'er, I want to take a moment to say how much I have enjoyed this thread. It had everything. Shades of the Paige thing where a poster realized a chick that worked in his bank had a porn site.

Bumping this thread to get it back on the front page. And RA'd for sticky.

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So whats going on now? Did they get shite taken care of?

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Here's a synopsis:

Super fella with a bum arm, from a childhood run in with a tree, spills his coffee in a redneck arse Circle K in North Louisiana.

Chubby bitch, with a mixed baby (important for later...I'm no racist) and relatively large boobs (ot 3 after 5 shots), half arse cleans up the mess and tells the fella with the bum arm that the Circle K employees got dis.

Bum arm guy exits stage left.

Circle K employee talks shite about double charging the bum armed fella. Little does she know, the chubby bitch behind him ain't taking this shite. (Everybody really does love Michael it seems) Circle K employee says something about Michael not cleaning his mess.

Chubby lady approaches the manager about cashier's comments. The manager, who goes by the alias Mae West, tells chubby bitch to mind her own business. She also told the bitch to go somewhere else and get her gosh darndit coffee elsewhere.

After getting punked like a prison bitch, chubby bitch waddled to the register and purchased her coffee.

Chubby girl exits stage left.

Random arse hoe from the Midwest witnesses this. Allegedly, she had already complained to corporate. Totally random show of the power of Facebook.

Circle K didn't have audio. Former employee says that's a lie.

Couple days later, getting punked like a prison bitch really starts to get to chubby bitch. She tells the story to her Facebook family. She plays up the bum armed guy, because EVERYBODY in town loves this dude. She plays down the prison bitch punking.

Within hours, we find out this Mae bitch is a thug and has punked half this town, and allegedly fricked the other half.

With a 1000 to 1 advantage, town finally bucks up. Cousins come out the wood works to bash Mae the thug. Mae doesn't back down. She continues to call the redneck towns people the c word and the f word and the b word and the g word and the n word and the r word. (Imagine Honey Boo Boo and scared straight teenager, rolled into a relatively attractive country bitch.

Few of these rednecks found the Circle K website and posts info about Mae's bosses, a comment page, etc. Messages and calls flood in...Circle K ignores the redneck town. shite got more rowdy...two managers go to the store.

Mae passively threatens the whole redneck town with Facebook pictures. She also contacts an attorney for defamation purposes.

Managers flooded with calls while at store. Boycott becomes official with a Facebook page. No business at Circle K until something is done. For Michael...not chubby bitch's ego.

They decide to do nothing to Mae. Redneck towns people state that Mae is prolly fricking them both on trips to NOLA. Towns people have no evidence, but the walk like a duck, fly like a duck, quack like a duck thing really seems to fit.

Towns people continue to attack. It's God's will though...so it's OK.

Mae starts seeing the power of bored arse rednecks with Facebook. Mae uses loose marbled brother to show that she loved retards.

Mae's minor daughter supports her mother. God has town attack her too.

MAE QUITS HER JOB AT THE CIRCLE K...THE REDNECK TOWNS PEOPLE HAVE WON.

IT'S OVER!!!

Not really. In blm fashion, redneck town has tasted the power. One guy makes a funny hobbit ring joke...redneck townz people don't get it.

Redneck towns people now want: the clerk's job, a public apology from Circle K, and free drinks for the guy who spills shite in the store all the time.

Mae still talks shite. Mae's dad allegedly talks shite about the product of chubby bitch's love of the BBC.

Towns people continue to attack. Vegas sets the over/under on how many of the husbands of the attacking towns people have planted a load in Mae at 30...safe money is riding the over.

Mae claims her milkshake brings all of Jonesboro to her yard. I believe her.

A new manager will be hired Monday.

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TSLG

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