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re: share your blind date/first date horror stories
Posted on 2/3/19 at 1:04 pm to L1C4
Posted on 2/3/19 at 1:04 pm to L1C4
MySpace days. Met a girl from Des Allemands. Talked on the phone everyday for a month. Decided to meet one Friday night in Lafayette, dinner/hotel all planned out. I showed up at Prejean's, and she brought her damn cousin. She barely said 2 words all dinner. Cousin (a girl) decided she would help my cause and suggested going to a strip club in Baton Rouge. At this point I was game. If not the girl I met, maybe cousin was worth the hour trip. Low and behold they left me about an hour of arriving. I drove home to Shreveport from BR at 1 in the morning. For nothing.
Side note: my best friend ended up marrying the Des Allemands chick.
Side note: my best friend ended up marrying the Des Allemands chick.
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Posted on 2/3/19 at 1:10 pm to Honest Tune
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Posted on 2/3/19 at 1:11 pm to L1C4
I have a doozy.
I had a blind date with a girl that was new in town, didn’t know anyone. We met on a date site before they were cool. She didn’t have a car, so I told her I would pick her up, go to Coffee Call. After about 15 mins, I was ready to end the date because she was just boring as Hell and slightly psycho. We leave and as we pass the bar Southdowns, she says, “That’s the place with the Purple Haze froze drink.” She asks if we could stop for a drink.
So I decide to go there because I know almost everyone that works there.
She downs the Haze like she never had a drink before. I ask if she wanted another one, she decines and says, “I better not, it’s not good for the baby.”
She tells me she is preggo and the adopting family is putting her up until she gives birth. I thought she was a little thick, but then I realize she’s not thick, she’s 6 months pregnant.
I decide right there to end the date, make up some BS story to get out of there. I drop her off at her apartment and she invites me in, but I decline. She calls me later about 1am, asking me if I wanna come over, I decline. She calls me the next night about 1am, I decline. I never hear from her again.
Now granted, she was already a bar closing time pick up, but add in the pregnancy and potential major psycho clinger, I think I chose wisely.
I had a blind date with a girl that was new in town, didn’t know anyone. We met on a date site before they were cool. She didn’t have a car, so I told her I would pick her up, go to Coffee Call. After about 15 mins, I was ready to end the date because she was just boring as Hell and slightly psycho. We leave and as we pass the bar Southdowns, she says, “That’s the place with the Purple Haze froze drink.” She asks if we could stop for a drink.
So I decide to go there because I know almost everyone that works there.
She downs the Haze like she never had a drink before. I ask if she wanted another one, she decines and says, “I better not, it’s not good for the baby.”
She tells me she is preggo and the adopting family is putting her up until she gives birth. I thought she was a little thick, but then I realize she’s not thick, she’s 6 months pregnant.
I decide right there to end the date, make up some BS story to get out of there. I drop her off at her apartment and she invites me in, but I decline. She calls me later about 1am, asking me if I wanna come over, I decline. She calls me the next night about 1am, I decline. I never hear from her again.
Now granted, she was already a bar closing time pick up, but add in the pregnancy and potential major psycho clinger, I think I chose wisely.
This post was edited on 2/3/19 at 1:14 pm
Posted on 2/3/19 at 1:14 pm to L1C4
I was 15. She was deaf. My mom was a dentist, met a lot of people and felt sorry for her.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 1:15 pm to theantiquetiger
It was a double date.
My date was not attractive and terrible personality.
I went way too heavy on the drinks at dinner and while laughing at a very inappropriate time in the movie I ripped arse loud
Now I hate her, she hates me and the ride home was as awkward a 20 minutes as I have ever experienced.
My date was not attractive and terrible personality.
I went way too heavy on the drinks at dinner and while laughing at a very inappropriate time in the movie I ripped arse loud
Now I hate her, she hates me and the ride home was as awkward a 20 minutes as I have ever experienced.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 1:18 pm to Purple Spoon
quote:what movie?
I went way too heavy on the drinks at dinner and while laughing at a very inappropriate time in the movie I ripped arse loud
Posted on 2/3/19 at 1:22 pm to L1C4
Worst thing I ever did on a first date was in College took a girl to Chili’s, got corn on the cob as a side, first bite juice quirks out like a water gun and pegs her right in the eye. She handled it pretty cool though.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 1:26 pm to Donkus
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MySpace days. Met a girl from Des Allemands. Talked on the phone everyday for a month. Decided to meet one Friday night in Lafayette, dinner/hotel all planned out. I showed up at Prejean's, and she brought her damn cousin. She barely said 2 words all dinner. Cousin (a girl) decided she would help my cause and suggested going to a strip club in Baton Rouge. At this point I was game. If not the girl I met, maybe cousin was worth the hour trip. Low and behold they left me about an hour of arriving. I drove home to Shreveport from BR at 1 in the morning. For nothing.
wait just one second. You drove from Shreveport to Lafayette to Baton Rouge and back to Shreveport for a blind date????? If I am correct, I would never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever tell anyone that story again
This post was edited on 2/3/19 at 1:27 pm
Posted on 2/3/19 at 1:26 pm to Rouge
Yep, that’s pretty desperate
Posted on 2/3/19 at 1:27 pm to SEClint
Traffic
The part where he catches his daughter smoking crack in the bathroom. She is blasted, looks at him and says frick you.
I cracked up and then blasted my pants at the same time.
The part where he catches his daughter smoking crack in the bathroom. She is blasted, looks at him and says frick you.
I cracked up and then blasted my pants at the same time.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 1:30 pm to theantiquetiger
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Posted on 2/3/19 at 1:30 pm to Purple Spoon
lol I just watched that movie this morning at like 4am.
Yeah, and if she was sitting by you..there was still a good bit of movie time left.
Yeah, and if she was sitting by you..there was still a good bit of movie time left.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 1:31 pm to SEClint
Had a chick that I was setup with. She was beautiful. Date was going great. Then out of nowhere she drops this gem...
"I figure in 1 year if you haven't proposed to me by then we should just end it. One year is definitely long enough for you to decide if you want to spend the rest of your life with me or not."
I didn't see her again.
Met a chick on Match. We decided to meet for lunch. She did nothing but talk about her ex bf the whole time.
As we are finishing our meals I say "I think its time we get the check and call it. You are a sweet girl but you are clearly not over your ex and aren't ready to be dating."
She gets all teary eyed and super apologetic and thanks me for not being a jerk about it.
But then she keeps texting me here and there asking to see me again because I was such a great guy.
I never replied.
"I figure in 1 year if you haven't proposed to me by then we should just end it. One year is definitely long enough for you to decide if you want to spend the rest of your life with me or not."
I didn't see her again.
Met a chick on Match. We decided to meet for lunch. She did nothing but talk about her ex bf the whole time.
As we are finishing our meals I say "I think its time we get the check and call it. You are a sweet girl but you are clearly not over your ex and aren't ready to be dating."
She gets all teary eyed and super apologetic and thanks me for not being a jerk about it.
But then she keeps texting me here and there asking to see me again because I was such a great guy.
I never replied.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 1:33 pm to SG_Geaux
quote:she gave you an out. Dumb move, bro
Had a chick that I was setup with. She was beautiful. Date was going great. Then out of nowhere she drops this gem...
"I figure in 1 year if you haven't proposed to me by then we should just end it. One year is definitely long enough for you to decide if you want to spend the rest of your life with me or not
Posted on 2/3/19 at 1:34 pm to L1C4
I met a girl in like 2002 on the internet in a chat room. We talked every day for like 2 weeks and I drove about 2 hours to go see her. We went to a movie, went to a Mexican restaurant, then we had sex in my truck in the parking lot 
Best first date ever.
Best first date ever. Posted on 2/3/19 at 1:36 pm to TigerStripes06
quote:wait 2 more years to contact her again. The kid will be 18, and you will be off the hook
We went to a movie, went to a Mexican restaurant, then we had sex in my truck in the parking lot
This post was edited on 2/3/19 at 1:37 pm
Posted on 2/3/19 at 1:37 pm to L1C4
Met a girl on a dating site several years ago. Was pretty cute and loved college football.
We decided to finally go out one night, and when she shows up at the bar, she's almost unrecognizable compared to her pics. She wasn't just fat, but creeping toward morbid obesity.
She proceeds to tell me her pics are 7 or 8 years old, she had been clinically depressed for a while, and she was just now trying to get back into the dating game.
She texted me 2 days later, actually asking me why I was acting "awkward" during the date and if it had anything to do with her appearance.
We decided to finally go out one night, and when she shows up at the bar, she's almost unrecognizable compared to her pics. She wasn't just fat, but creeping toward morbid obesity.
She proceeds to tell me her pics are 7 or 8 years old, she had been clinically depressed for a while, and she was just now trying to get back into the dating game.
She texted me 2 days later, actually asking me why I was acting "awkward" during the date and if it had anything to do with her appearance.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 1:37 pm to ItNeverRains
quote:sounds like she was game for juices hitting her in the eye.
got corn on the cob as a side, first bite juice quirks out like a water gun and pegs her right in the eye. She handled it pretty cool though.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 1:50 pm to Rouge
quote:
wait 2 more years to contact her again. The kid will be 18, and you will be off the hook
That would be interesting, because we definitely never talked again...and I’m not really sure why.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 8:51 pm to L1C4
I could tell some blind date stories. Here is a simple one:
One blind date from out of town turned out to be the homecoming queen of her university. Stacked. She later kept coming back to town and showing up at my door unannounced, once during finals when I finally had to run her off. (Older me now thinks how could I pass that up to study?)
Let me know if that's enough contribution. Don't want to bore.
One blind date from out of town turned out to be the homecoming queen of her university. Stacked. She later kept coming back to town and showing up at my door unannounced, once during finals when I finally had to run her off. (Older me now thinks how could I pass that up to study?)
Let me know if that's enough contribution. Don't want to bore.
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