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re: Sex Robot Brothel Heading to Houston

Posted on 9/18/18 at 7:51 pm to
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61789 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 7:51 pm to
Pretty sure I’ve seen hotter sex robots in the quad.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71828 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 7:52 pm to
quote:

Many cities allow bathhouses where sex partners aren’t paid, and so robot brothels might be legal in 49 states. Only Alabama has a sex toy ban.


Bama football still literally the only thing they have going for them.
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
10131 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 7:54 pm to
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 7:57 pm to
Imagine how worthless you would feel driving home from that place after spending $100 for a robotic blowjob
Posted by PeteRose
Hall of Fame
Member since Aug 2014
18301 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 8:33 pm to
How about driving home empty handy after paying $100 on a dinner date?
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98674 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 8:54 pm to
Who wants to crash at my place?
Posted by down time
space
Member since Oct 2013
1914 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 9:09 pm to
should be cheaper
This post was edited on 9/18/18 at 9:10 pm
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 9:48 pm to
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Sex Robot Brothel Heading to Houston


Welcome to marriage, she'll just lay there too.
Posted by vodka
Member since Sep 2018
2068 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 9:52 pm to
I'd pay 40 for robot head
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33956 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 9:58 pm to
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Who has the job to clean them up...?


The grandson of the guy who stood at the end of the hall in the old XXX movie booth place with a mop.
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
15168 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 10:07 pm to
Pretty soon we'll no longer need women, planes won't need to carry passengers, cars will run on human waste, restaurants will use vegetarian excrement for heating foods, a barbeque museum will open in Colorado, the White House will be repainted, skyscrapers will be available as safe spaces, deodorant will cause nasal cancer, tires will be made of bird feathers, bathroom use will be prohibited in public, women will be allowed to marry horses, men will be allowed to marry walruses, the word king will considered a hate speech, zoos will be closed and reopened as prisons with public viewing, peanuts and cotton candy available for vegetarians.
Posted by White Bear
Homeless
Member since Jul 2014
17815 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 10:10 pm to
Do they self-lubricate?
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59344 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 10:12 pm to
frick two surgical gloves filled with hot water and duct taped together for the same experience. People in prison have been doing that for years
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33956 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 10:19 pm to
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Do they self-lubricate?


Are they self-cleaning like an oven?
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66985 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 10:20 pm to
Does it saying anything about pricing?
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21809 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 11:39 pm to
There is a massage parlor on every corner here. Some dudes that that bad with social Interaction?
Posted by LG2BAMA
Texas
Member since Dec 2015
1254 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 6:34 am to
It’s gonna suck to be the guy who catches robot aids first
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 6:42 am to
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
19842 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 7:28 am to
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