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Sex on Christmas. Is this a thing?

Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:15 am
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
13242 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:15 am
Work hard all year and provide a generous gift to the wife (no new pics). I bought her new satin pajamas and some nice floor mats for her vehicle.

I got a belt.

I really don’t care about the presents, but a little pole time would be nice.
Posted by lsuguy84
Madisonville
Member since Feb 2009
26394 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:16 am to
I’m sure posting about it on here is helping convince her.
This post was edited on 12/25/25 at 11:19 am
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
19388 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:18 am to
quote:

(no new pics)


We don’t want your old ones
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
13242 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:18 am to
Vader LOVED them. But thanks for your input
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
60625 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:19 am to
Well, I threw one in a sock this morning, if that counts!
Posted by Marco Esquandolas
Member since Jul 2013
11673 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:22 am to
Checks out.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
13242 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:22 am to
I counts, brother.


Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133538 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:22 am to
Santa comes down her chimney tonight

Tell her she can tell what her gift is if she feels his sack
This post was edited on 12/25/25 at 11:24 am
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
84798 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:23 am to
I guess I'll find out later



Oh and all I got was 2 Alabama mugs

Posted by Tiger Vision
Mandeville
Member since Jan 2005
3876 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:23 am to
quote:


We don’t want your old ones


Those are usually the better ones, before kids and baby weight.
Posted by white perch
the bright, happy side of hell
Member since Apr 2012
7580 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:24 am to
I’m scheduled to have sex with your wife today at 3.
Posted by ALrabbitKilla
Member since Jan 2021
248 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:25 am to
I don’t know that you haven’t.

But might try making her a cup of coffee every morning. And usually some breakfast.
Works for me
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
13242 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:26 am to
I’m hoping the disproportionate level of giving pays off, but I know it probably won’t. Oh well, off to risking my life fighting more waves of orks in middle earth.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
13242 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:26 am to
I’m happy for you.
Posted by jake wade
North LA
Member since Oct 2007
2337 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:27 am to
Many moons ago for me it was.
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
22420 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:29 am to
quote:

nice floor mats for her vehicle.


If you can’t get some poon for this quality gift then what is the world coming to?
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
16747 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:33 am to
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Well, I threw one in a sock this morning, if that counts!

Worst stocking stuffer ever.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
43970 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:35 am to
Replaced her engagement from where she lost the diamond out of the last one. Been knocking it out ever since. I might throw the replacement away when this starts to run out just so she can get a new one.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
78171 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:35 am to
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I’m scheduled to have sex with your wife today at 3
Ha! Unlucky you, I've got the 2:55pm slot.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
13242 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:36 am to
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