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Sex on Christmas. Is this a thing?
Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:15 am
Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:15 am
Work hard all year and provide a generous gift to the wife (no new pics). I bought her new satin pajamas and some nice floor mats for her vehicle.
I got a belt.
I really don’t care about the presents, but a little pole time would be nice.
I got a belt.
I really don’t care about the presents, but a little pole time would be nice.
Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:16 am to Shamoan
I’m sure posting about it on here is helping convince her.
This post was edited on 12/25/25 at 11:19 am
Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:18 am to Shamoan
quote:
(no new pics)
We don’t want your old ones
Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:18 am to DustyDinkleman
Vader LOVED them. But thanks for your input
Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:19 am to Shamoan
Well, I threw one in a sock this morning, if that counts!
Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:22 am to Shamoan
Santa comes down her chimney tonight
Tell her she can tell what her gift is if she feels his sack
Tell her she can tell what her gift is if she feels his sack
This post was edited on 12/25/25 at 11:24 am
Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:23 am to Shamoan
I guess I'll find out later
Oh and all I got was 2 Alabama mugs
Oh and all I got was 2 Alabama mugs
Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:23 am to DustyDinkleman
quote:
We don’t want your old ones
Those are usually the better ones, before kids and baby weight.
Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:24 am to Shamoan
I’m scheduled to have sex with your wife today at 3.
Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:25 am to Shamoan
I don’t know that you haven’t.
But might try making her a cup of coffee every morning. And usually some breakfast.
Works for me
But might try making her a cup of coffee every morning. And usually some breakfast.
Works for me
Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:26 am to Bama and Beer
I’m hoping the disproportionate level of giving pays off, but I know it probably won’t. Oh well, off to risking my life fighting more waves of orks in middle earth.
Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:27 am to Shamoan
Many moons ago for me it was.
Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:29 am to Shamoan
quote:
nice floor mats for her vehicle.
If you can’t get some poon for this quality gift then what is the world coming to?
Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:33 am to Spankum
quote:
Well, I threw one in a sock this morning, if that counts!
Worst stocking stuffer ever.
Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:35 am to Shamoan
Replaced her engagement from where she lost the diamond out of the last one. Been knocking it out ever since. I might throw the replacement away when this starts to run out just so she can get a new one.
Posted on 12/25/25 at 11:35 am to white perch
quote:Ha! Unlucky you, I've got the 2:55pm slot.
I’m scheduled to have sex with your wife today at 3
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