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re: Sex on a first date
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:34 pm to bigberg2000
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:34 pm to bigberg2000
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What did I miss here
Not much. Things just humming along like usual.
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:35 pm to Scruffy
It's a fricking blow job. You people are seriously pathetic
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:35 pm to Patrick_Bateman
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quote:
Ok Cupid
A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. I'm sure there are a lot of respectable financial adviser fine-arse guys on there.
Yea I have to say a fine arse 29 year old financial advisor living in Houston isn't using OK Cupid because he has to. He was just looking for a few Paige types.
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:37 pm to Paige
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Paige
Was he ballsy enough to broach the subject or were you just trying to close the deal in a hurry?
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:37 pm to Paige
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I won't text unless it's in reply to him
You swallow cum and then don't text or call?
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:37 pm to Paige
quote:Don't let the irony hit you on the way out.
It's a fricking blow job. You people are seriously pathetic
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:38 pm to LCA131
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Was he ballsy enough
PSWYDT
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:39 pm to Paige
Death, taxes, and Paige whoring it up.
What do these three things have in common?
What do these three things have in common?
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:39 pm to lsu480
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I won't text unless it's in reply to him
You swallow cum and then don't text or call?
that doesn't sound like true love tbh
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:39 pm to LCA131
quote:"Hey, I know this is our first time meeting and all, but. . . Um. . . Would you mind giving me a BJ?"
Was he ballsy enough to broach the subject
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:40 pm to LesMiles BFF
They all cost money and none of them are worth it?
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:40 pm to Paige
Did he just whip it out in the car? Or did you just go down on him as he was bragging about the money he doesn't really make?
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:40 pm to Patrick_Bateman
Nothing says pathetic like being 35 years old and taking a load in a car parked in a parking lot.
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:40 pm to LSUzealot
Y'all are so sad just dying to believe the worst about me. I didn't have sex with all those guys
Whatever. I'm sorry yall can't have a little fun. What a bunch of uptight no blow job getting losers
Whatever. I'm sorry yall can't have a little fun. What a bunch of uptight no blow job getting losers
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:41 pm to Cogsworth
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Cogsworth
What do you think was playing on the radio?
'Rocket man'?
'He's So Fine'?
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:41 pm to Patrick_Bateman
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It's a fricking blow job. You people are seriously pathetic
Of course it's ok to have a mouth full of skeet skeet from a man you barely know.
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:43 pm to LCA131
He probably turned on some Jodeci and it reminded Paige about all those HS car blowjobs back in the day. Nostalgia is a a solid strategy IMO
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:43 pm to LCA131
Probably Huey Lewis and the news.... Hip to be square
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:43 pm to jmcs68
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Nothing says pathetic like being 35 years old and taking a load in a car parked in a parking lot.
Except maybe coming in to your favorite msg. board and crowing like a cock at sunrise.
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