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re: Sex on a first date

Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:34 pm to
Posted by LCA131
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:34 pm to
quote:

What did I miss here


Not much. Things just humming along like usual.
Posted by Paige
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Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:35 pm to


It's a fricking blow job. You people are seriously pathetic
Posted by stout
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Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:35 pm to
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quote:
Ok Cupid
A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. I'm sure there are a lot of respectable financial adviser fine-arse guys on there.



Yea I have to say a fine arse 29 year old financial advisor living in Houston isn't using OK Cupid because he has to. He was just looking for a few Paige types.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:37 pm to
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Paige


Was he ballsy enough to broach the subject or were you just trying to close the deal in a hurry?
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92902 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:37 pm to
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I won't text unless it's in reply to him



You swallow cum and then don't text or call?
Posted by Patrick_Bateman
Member since Jan 2012
17823 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:37 pm to
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It's a fricking blow job. You people are seriously pathetic
Don't let the irony hit you on the way out.
Posted by Cogsworth
Member since Aug 2014
1148 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:38 pm to
quote:

Was he ballsy enough


PSWYDT
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:39 pm to
Death, taxes, and Paige whoring it up.

What do these three things have in common?
Posted by Lester Earl
3rd Ward
Member since Nov 2003
288514 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:39 pm to
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I won't text unless it's in reply to him



You swallow cum and then don't text or call?




that doesn't sound like true love tbh
Posted by Patrick_Bateman
Member since Jan 2012
17823 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:39 pm to
quote:

Was he ballsy enough to broach the subject
"Hey, I know this is our first time meeting and all, but. . . Um. . . Would you mind giving me a BJ?"
Posted by Patrick_Bateman
Member since Jan 2012
17823 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:39 pm to
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:40 pm to
They all cost money and none of them are worth it?
Posted by ehidal1
Chief Boot Knocka
Member since Dec 2007
37322 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:40 pm to
Did he just whip it out in the car? Or did you just go down on him as he was bragging about the money he doesn't really make?
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:40 pm to
Nothing says pathetic like being 35 years old and taking a load in a car parked in a parking lot.


Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
85621 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:40 pm to
Y'all are so sad just dying to believe the worst about me. I didn't have sex with all those guys

Whatever. I'm sorry yall can't have a little fun. What a bunch of uptight no blow job getting losers
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
76547 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:41 pm to
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Cogsworth


What do you think was playing on the radio?

'Rocket man'?

'He's So Fine'?
Posted by LSU999
Member since Nov 2012
9220 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:41 pm to
quote:

It's a fricking blow job. You people are seriously pathetic


Of course it's ok to have a mouth full of skeet skeet from a man you barely know.
Posted by ehidal1
Chief Boot Knocka
Member since Dec 2007
37322 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:43 pm to
He probably turned on some Jodeci and it reminded Paige about all those HS car blowjobs back in the day. Nostalgia is a a solid strategy IMO
Posted by RebelOP
Misty Mountain Top
Member since Jun 2013
12498 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:43 pm to
Probably Huey Lewis and the news.... Hip to be square
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
76547 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:43 pm to
quote:

Nothing says pathetic like being 35 years old and taking a load in a car parked in a parking lot.


Except maybe coming in to your favorite msg. board and crowing like a cock at sunrise.
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