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Service Techs Spot Dead Body In Car During Oil Change - Lubbock
Posted on 4/2/15 at 11:40 am
Posted on 4/2/15 at 11:40 am
Hey, When The Change Oil Light Chimes For Thee...
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Posted: Apr 01, 2015 5:21 PM CST
LUBBOCK, TX (KCBD) - The staff at Gene Messer Volkswagen got a terrible shock on Wednesday, when they saw a dead body wrapped in a sheet in the back of a vehicle that had come in for an oil change.
They immediately called police but the man was transporting his mother's remains from Utah to Aspermont, Texas and had all the appropriate documentation.
And not an April Fools either...
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Posted on 4/2/15 at 11:42 am to Sao
As I Lay Dying. Part II
Posted on 4/2/15 at 11:43 am to Sao
“I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'”
Posted on 4/2/15 at 11:46 am to theunknownknight
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“I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'”
Posted on 4/2/15 at 11:46 am to theunknownknight
Sounds like some Faulkner book .
Posted on 4/2/15 at 11:48 am to soccerfüt
If that were me, my mom would haunt the shite out of us. We'd bite on the radiator flush every fricking time from here on out.
Posted on 4/2/15 at 11:49 am to Sao
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a dead body wrapped in a sheet in the back of a vehicle that had come in for an oil change.
They immediately called police but the man was transporting his mother's remains from Utah to Aspermont, Texas and had all the appropriate documentation.
I bet the guys working at the oil change place needed a stiff drink after that experience.
Posted on 4/2/15 at 11:50 am to Sao
It is common courtesy to get an oil change before transporting dead bodies.
Posted on 4/2/15 at 11:59 am to Clyde Tipton
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I bet the guys working at the oil change place needed a stiff drink after that experience.
Hmm, no doubt.
Double Bloody Mary's and keep 'em coming
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