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Serious question...Do you really think you can tell heaven from hell?
Posted on 10/16/21 at 9:12 pm
Posted on 10/16/21 at 9:12 pm
Blue skies from pain?
Can you tell a green field
From a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
Can you tell a green field
From a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
Posted on 10/16/21 at 9:16 pm to James11111
Did they get you to trade, your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change,
And did you exchange,
A walk on part in the war,
For a lead role in a cage?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change,
And did you exchange,
A walk on part in the war,
For a lead role in a cage?
Posted on 10/16/21 at 9:17 pm to Zappas Stache
quote:
Zappas Stache
You don't believe in hell.
Posted on 10/16/21 at 9:17 pm to James11111
Yeah, it looks like this
Posted on 10/16/21 at 9:27 pm to James11111
quote:
You don't believe in hell.
touche
Posted on 10/16/21 at 9:28 pm to fr33manator
quote:
And did you exchange, A walk on part in the war, For a lead role in a cage?
Coolest line in that song. Imagine if it had another verse.
This post was edited on 10/16/21 at 9:29 pm
Posted on 10/16/21 at 9:32 pm to James11111
Posted on 10/16/21 at 9:51 pm to HogBalls
Get
The
frick
Out
Of
Here
With
That
bullshite
The
frick
Out
Of
Here
With
That
bullshite
Posted on 10/16/21 at 10:07 pm to alajones
It made me question everything I thought I knew about war and soldiers.
Posted on 10/16/21 at 10:19 pm to Mor Miles
Dr. Schambaugh is known for asking questions such as, "why do airplanes fly?" on his final exams. His one and only final exam question in May 1997 for his Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer II class was: "Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof."
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
"First, We postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Two options exist:
If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan during Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true...Thus, hell is exothermic."
The student, Tim Graham, got the only A.
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
"First, We postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Two options exist:
If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan during Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true...Thus, hell is exothermic."
The student, Tim Graham, got the only A.
Posted on 10/16/21 at 10:29 pm to James11111
Is this a Louisiana vs Texas reference?
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