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Scuba Diver in Hawaii Sticks His Crank in an Clam and Gets it Stuck

Posted on 7/5/19 at 3:41 pm
Posted by TeddyKJB
Starkville,MS
Member since Oct 2017
1326 posts
Posted on 7/5/19 at 3:41 pm
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“My friend was filming so I wanted to impress him and put my dick into the clam, but then it just wouldn’t let go”

I’m willing to bet Ol Baw blew his load way to early and the clam was not done yet. A friend once told me a clam can go all night and will not release you until it catches a nut.

Can’t wait to hear the OT’s Clam stories.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132615 posts
Posted on 7/5/19 at 3:42 pm to
Was he gay? Weird way to impress your friend
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33740 posts
Posted on 7/5/19 at 3:43 pm to
I only deal with bearded clams

Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12643 posts
Posted on 7/5/19 at 3:44 pm to
That clam must have been doing some kegel exercises.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 7/5/19 at 3:45 pm to


..I've done worse.
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
15523 posts
Posted on 7/5/19 at 3:45 pm to
Looks fake
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
19806 posts
Posted on 7/5/19 at 3:46 pm to
Posted by ddbnsb
Raised in New Orleans
Member since Dec 2005
3520 posts
Posted on 7/5/19 at 3:47 pm to
Better looking than Hope Solo's
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71180 posts
Posted on 7/5/19 at 3:47 pm to
His wife stop putting out
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38566 posts
Posted on 7/5/19 at 3:47 pm to
quote:

My friend was filming so I wanted to impress him and put my dick into the clam,




Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76146 posts
Posted on 7/5/19 at 3:48 pm to
That’s prolly how clamydia got started...
Posted by Richard Flagget
Member since Mar 2018
394 posts
Posted on 7/5/19 at 3:49 pm to
I’d like to get an official statement from that clam and see what really went down.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 7/5/19 at 3:49 pm to
Not my proudest....
Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
7748 posts
Posted on 7/5/19 at 3:54 pm to
Somewhere in Florida a man is reading that article and taking notes.
Posted by OutDamSpot
Member since May 2019
336 posts
Posted on 7/5/19 at 3:57 pm to
Yes, it is a fake. That pic of the man is from the incident where the dumbass (austin hatfield) decided to kiss a cottonmouth. As you see, it did not work out well.

But damnit, the clam story is believable because people are that stupid.i figured the dumbass had seen a warning telling people it was illegal to molest ( as in touch and bother) and decided to be a funny guy.
Posted by Walkerdog14
Member since Dec 2014
1306 posts
Posted on 7/5/19 at 3:58 pm to
# Metoo
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20027 posts
Posted on 7/5/19 at 4:03 pm to
Never have I ever.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32429 posts
Posted on 7/5/19 at 4:08 pm to
I stuck my dick in an oyster a couple weeks ago. Could’ve been me.
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