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Scuba diver hospitalized after sexing a clam
Posted on 3/28/18 at 3:42 pm
Posted on 3/28/18 at 3:42 pm
quote:
It was just a joke at first. My friend was filming so I wanted to impress him and put my dick into the clam, but then it just wouldn’t let go.”
The Chive
Under the sea...
Everything’s better, down where it’s wetter...
Posted on 3/28/18 at 3:45 pm to Tyga Woods
quote:
My friend was filming so I wanted to impress him and put my dick into the clam, but then it just wouldn’t let go.”
Sounds like what happened after I first had sex with my wife.
Posted on 3/28/18 at 3:45 pm to Tyga Woods
quote:
Under the sea...
Everything’s better, down where it’s wetter...
Posted on 3/28/18 at 3:50 pm to Tyga Woods
He couldn't mussel his way out of there?
Posted on 3/28/18 at 3:55 pm to Tyga Woods
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The man was checked for Clamydia and released
Posted on 3/28/18 at 3:58 pm to Tyga Woods
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I wanted to impress him and put my dick into the clam
There's your headline
Posted on 3/28/18 at 3:59 pm to Tyga Woods
something something, pearl necklace, something something
Posted on 3/28/18 at 4:02 pm to Tyga Woods
Good for the clam. How would you like it if you were minding your own business and some loser grabs you and puts his dick in you? It's just rude.
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