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Scientists develop technology to upload knowledge directly to the brain..

Posted on 3/23/16 at 3:15 pm
Posted by Dan Bilzerian
..on my yacht or jet.
Member since Dec 2014
1864 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 3:15 pm
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In a breakthrough which promises new technology like that from The Matrix, researchers at HRL Laboratories have developed a programme which they say can upload new skills and knowledge directly to your brain.


Posted by LordSnow
Your Mom's House
Member since May 2011
6112 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 3:15 pm to
I know Kung foo


He run the pho place down the street.
This post was edited on 3/23/16 at 3:17 pm
Posted by Brettesaurus Rex
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2009
38261 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 3:16 pm to
That's cheating
Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
34630 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 3:16 pm to
They rediscovered reading?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 3:16 pm to
No More Pencils, No More Books, No More Teacher's Dirty Looks! 
Posted by schexyoung
Deaf Valley
Member since May 2008
6726 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 3:17 pm to
That's what the computers want us to believe. How do we REALLY know where this "breakthrough" came from?
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
107724 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 3:17 pm to
sweet I can't wait to speak farsi to PJ and confuse the frick outta him
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57015 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 3:17 pm to
quote:

In a breakthrough which promises new technology like that from The Matrix, researchers at HRL Laboratories have developed a programme which they say can upload new skills and knowledge directly to your brain.



Id say more like demolition man
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
30086 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 3:17 pm to
I mean... there's no way it can be that way. If so, we will either 1. blow ourselves up in 1 day or 2. make everything run on sunshine dust and farts and everyone will smile at all times, and utopia will exist.
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
33146 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 3:18 pm to
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Scientists develop technology to upload knowledge directly to the brain..


I'm going to be a brain surgeon!
Posted by Dan Bilzerian
..on my yacht or jet.
Member since Dec 2014
1864 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 3:18 pm to
quote:

Id say more like demolition man


I watched that the other day.

How bad is a cryo-prison, anyway? You get to learn how to do shite while you are in a deep, frozen sleep and you get to live (somewhat) forever.
Posted by jlu03
San Diego
Member since Jul 2012
3362 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 3:20 pm to
On what part of my body can I plug my USB into?? I have a test to study for and really don't want to .
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 3:26 pm to
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On what part of my body can I plug my USB into?? I have a test to study for and really don't want to .


urethra
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
30743 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 3:27 pm to
quote:

On what part of my body can I plug my USB into?? I have a test to study for and really don't want to .





I didn't even bother reading the article. I would bet the title is ridiculously misleading after reading the article, or the article is complete bullshite all together.
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 3:28 pm to
Yep..Nothing could go wrong here.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 3:31 pm to
quote:

How bad is a cryo-prison, anyway? You get to learn how to do shite while you are in a deep, frozen sleep and you get to live (somewhat) forever.


Plus when you get laid, you think you're doing it for real but in fact there's no STD's, no pregnancy, etc. Sign me up.
Posted by stonedbegonias
Member since Jan 2010
12239 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 3:31 pm to
I dabble in a technology that removes knowledge directly from your brain.
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57015 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 3:34 pm to
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Plus when you get laid, you think you're doing it for real but in fact there's no STD's, no pregnancy, etc. Sign me up.






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