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Save the Alamo
Posted on 8/19/17 at 8:12 pm
Posted on 8/19/17 at 8:12 pm
quote:
"A second Texas Revolution is currently brewing in the Lone Star State. This all comes as a result of a seemingly laudable plan promoted to and passed by the state’s legislature some four years ago. The plan involved the rebuilding and improvement of the state’s most iconic shrine—the Alamo. The plan as promoted and approved would have rebuilt certain historic structures present at the time of the 1836 battle, as well as give visitors there a better and more complete understanding of the physical environment existing at the time of the conflict. Consequent to the plan’s passage, Texas General Land Office Commissioner George P. Bush, whose office is now in charge of running the Alamo, brought in a number of out-of-state planners to design the project. What they came up with was something very different from what its backers originally envisioned. Much to their dismay, the originators of this effort were astounded to learn that the new focus of the Alamo would no longer be the 1836 battle for which it is world famous. In the words of Bush’s Master Planner George Skarmeas, “We cannot single out one moment in time.” Instead the Alamo would be transformed into a multi-cultural hodgepodge of world history. In fact, its very name would be changed. The site would no longer be referred to as the Alamo—instead, it would be known as the San Antonio de Valero mission. And this does not comprise the full extent of the plan’s disturbing features. Instead of rebuilding the mission’s outer-perimeter defensive walls using the original limestone as has been done at the other four San Antonio missions, the Alamo’s walls would be constructed of modern-day see-through plexiglass. Other bizarre aspects by the designers are also present, including a tree-lined body of flowing water coursing through the middle of the site’s Main Plaza complete with tables, chairs, and canopies under which tourists may sip their drinks in comfort. In short, the effect will be more reminiscent of a modern-day tourist theme park than that of a hallowed and sacred battleground. Needless to say, upon learning these facts Texans across the state have met this plan with vociferous opposition. There are now statewide efforts ongoing to ensure that it is never implemented; these Texans are outraged and adamant that a plan conforming to the original intent of the legislature when proposed and passed be enacted. It is safe to assume that this fight will be loud and ugly. It is also highly likely that when it is over, George P. Bush’s once-promising political career in the state will be finished." -Rick Range
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Posted on 8/19/17 at 8:18 pm to Collegedropout
It needs to have a hall of tolerance that shows how blacks contributed more to the Alamo than anyone else.
We wuz Alamoz
We wuz Alamoz
Posted on 8/19/17 at 8:20 pm to Collegedropout
Nope. Texas isn't that stupid and they don't do assbackward shite like Louisiana.
That's part of the reason we'll be moving to Texas within the next couple years.
That's part of the reason we'll be moving to Texas within the next couple years.
Posted on 8/19/17 at 8:34 pm to Collegedropout
quote:
It is also highly likely that when it is over, George P. Bush’s once-promising political career in the state will be finished." -Rick Range
Then it's worth it.
No more Bushes.
Posted on 8/19/17 at 8:53 pm to Collegedropout
Texas is proud of their heritage. Unlike the cucks in New Orleans. Screw Mitch.
Posted on 8/19/17 at 8:58 pm to Collegedropout
What did Davy Crockett say when he saw all them Mexicans running toward the Alamo??
Who the hell ordered concrete??
Who the hell ordered concrete??
Posted on 8/19/17 at 9:05 pm to PaulBurbank007
quote:A certain mod banned me 2 months for posting a punch line to that question
What did Davy Crockett say when he saw all them Mexicans running toward the Alamo??
Posted on 8/19/17 at 9:07 pm to Collegedropout
I feel kinda bad because last Tuesday I forgot the Alamo.
Posted on 8/19/17 at 9:15 pm to Collegedropout
quote:
George P. Bush
He must be getting some sweet kickbacks for wanting to implement a plan like this.
What a horrible idea.
Posted on 8/19/17 at 9:16 pm to IonaTiger
quote:
I feel kinda bad because last Tuesday I forgot the Alamo.
I'll never forget it. My stolen bike was in the basement.
Posted on 8/19/17 at 9:18 pm to Collegedropout
I watched some of the Alamo movie remake today, the one with a Tommy Lee Jones.
It was so bad that I found myself rooting for the Mexicans.
It was so bad that I found myself rooting for the Mexicans.
Posted on 8/19/17 at 9:25 pm to GetCocky11
After reading more about it, the redevelopment proposal actually doesn't look bad and will enhance the experience of the site. Looks like a potentially cool thing.
I should have done more research before commenting.
I should have done more research before commenting.
Posted on 8/19/17 at 9:30 pm to GetCocky11
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This post was edited on 8/19/17 at 9:31 pm
Posted on 8/19/17 at 9:33 pm to Collegedropout
I'm sure they'll depict Davy Crockett as a non-binary genderqueer.
Posted on 8/19/17 at 9:35 pm to Twenty 49
quote:u mean billy bob?
I watched some of the Alamo movie remake today, the one with a Tommy Lee Jones.
Posted on 8/19/17 at 9:42 pm to Collegedropout
Davy Crocket and 65 other good people from Tennessee didn't give their lives so that fort could eventually become a 2 acre gay bar.
Posted on 8/19/17 at 9:42 pm to JackieTreehorn
quote:
I'm sure they'll depict Davy Crockett as a non-binary genderqueer.
With a pussy hat instead of a coon skin cap
Posted on 8/19/17 at 9:47 pm to Kafka
quote:
u mean billy bob?
Yes. Got my southern actors mixed up.
Posted on 8/19/17 at 9:51 pm to upgrayedd
raised in the woods so he knew ev'ry tree
kilt him a b'are when he was only three
Davy, Davy Crockett, king of the genderqueers!
kilt him a b'are when he was only three
Davy, Davy Crockett, king of the genderqueers!
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