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Run on life jackts along river?
Posted on 12/30/15 at 1:31 pm
Posted on 12/30/15 at 1:31 pm
Hearing rumors here in MS that walmarts from Louisiana towns that border the river are selling out of lifejackets? I now that its suppose to get high but I don't remember hearing about this when it got high a few years ago.
Posted on 12/30/15 at 1:33 pm to Chuker
Yeah bro, shits going down. I could only get a styrofoam ice chest but it's better than drowning
Posted on 12/30/15 at 1:33 pm to Chuker
frick a life jacket. Get a boat.
What good is a life jacket going to do if the levee breaks.
What good is a life jacket going to do if the levee breaks.
Posted on 12/30/15 at 1:35 pm to fightin tigers
i'ma be floatin on dat Yeti boi
Posted on 12/30/15 at 1:36 pm to Chuker
how do you run on life jackets?
Posted on 12/30/15 at 1:38 pm to MorbidTheClown
Does Yeti make life jackets? They should.
WILDLY HIGHER, KEEPS YOU DRIER
WILDLY HIGHER, KEEPS YOU DRIER
Posted on 12/30/15 at 1:38 pm to fightin tigers
when the levee breaks
This post was edited on 12/30/15 at 1:39 pm
Posted on 12/30/15 at 1:40 pm to fightin tigers
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if the levee breaks.
i'll have no place to stay
Posted on 12/30/15 at 1:41 pm to Chuker
If that fricker breaks, there won't be anything above water between Monroe and Vicksburg.
Posted on 12/30/15 at 1:41 pm to Chuker
dude they are all sold out. people are selling them off trailers like they do generators during hurricanes
Posted on 12/30/15 at 1:43 pm to Chuker
I can assure you that a disturbing amount of people that live next to the river in some areas can't swim to save their lives.
At least having them in life jackets will help find the bodies if the levees break.
Posted on 12/30/15 at 1:43 pm to Chuker
quote:
Hearing rumors here in MS that walmarts from Louisiana towns that border the river are selling out of lifejackets?
Sure, the lifejacket will save you from drowning, but what about when you impact large debris? Now, you're just a dead person that won't sink.
Posted on 12/30/15 at 1:44 pm to Chuker
It's been a hundred years since coonasses used to blow up levees in MS. Surprised people still worry about that.
Posted on 12/30/15 at 1:45 pm to ThatMakesSense
Just the product of actions of stupid people.
If you think you're in need of a life jacket to save you, best just go somewhere far far from the river.
Also, stay there.
If you think you're in need of a life jacket to save you, best just go somewhere far far from the river.
Also, stay there.
Posted on 12/30/15 at 1:46 pm to fr33manator
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I can assure you that a disturbing amount of people that live next to the river in some areas can't swim

Posted on 12/30/15 at 1:48 pm to meauxjeaux2
That's just a fact, Jack. Even crazier is that a bunch of dudes that work ON THE RIVER can't swim a lick. And most of the time a life jacket isn't going to save you anyway if you fall in.
Get sucked under a 200' barge and you likely aren't coming out breathing on the other end regardless.
Get sucked under a 200' barge and you likely aren't coming out breathing on the other end regardless.
Posted on 12/30/15 at 1:49 pm to fr33manator
Similar to the hurricane preppers. You really think boarding up the windows on your stilt house is the best use of your time?
Posted on 12/30/15 at 1:49 pm to Chuker
Hope my Yeti hat keeps me afloat.
Posted on 12/30/15 at 1:51 pm to ThatMakesSense
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Similar to the hurricane preppers. You really think boarding up the windows on your stilt house is the best use of your time?
People boarding up the windows in trailers. Tying something down to some little arse tree.
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