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Posted on 4/8/20 at 7:41 pm to
Posted by Seeker
Member since Jul 2011
2058 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 7:41 pm to
quote:

“Are your boobs real?”


Can I feel them?
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17879 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 7:41 pm to
quote:

Are snuff films okay?


Such a turn on
Posted by Klingler7
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
12527 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 7:43 pm to
My name is OJ
Posted by Chief Hinge
There and Here
Member since Sep 2018
3181 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 7:44 pm to
I’ll treat you well
Posted by Mulat
Avalon Bch, FL
Member since Sep 2010
17517 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 7:44 pm to
Oh, it is You!
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48991 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 7:44 pm to
I actually had a chick on a first date at Daquiri Cafe(after dinner) tell me she had the herpes. Last date.
This post was edited on 4/8/20 at 7:45 pm
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
70993 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 7:45 pm to
"Make me a sammich."
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70123 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 7:45 pm to
I'm 3 inches. Hard.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
70993 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 7:45 pm to
quote:

I actually had a chick on a first date at Daquiri Cafe(after dinner) tell me she had the herpes. Last date.


You went home with her, didn't you?
Posted by Klingler7
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
12527 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 7:46 pm to
Are you high maintenance ?
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
103392 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 7:46 pm to
Hi, I'm Mikee ------.
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
26064 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 7:46 pm to
I forgot my wallet.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
103392 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 7:47 pm to
He still fricked her.



No doubt about it.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119859 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 7:47 pm to
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Do you wanna get married?


That's 5 words liz.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72542 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 7:47 pm to
Rawl Tard, Less frick
Posted by RoyalBaby
South Central
Member since Jul 2013
2293 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 7:48 pm to
Imma spray dem guts
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119859 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 7:49 pm to
I visit the OT
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13312 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 7:49 pm to
Does carpet match drapes?
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48991 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 7:49 pm to
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can do it in 2 - “I’m broke”

Meh I told my gf that 9 yrs ago when we met.
But to clarify, she knew it was because of child support. And chicks dig a responsible dad who will have money one day.
Posted by jrobic4
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
11841 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 7:49 pm to
Nice shoes! Wanna Frick?
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