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re: Ruffled some feathers yesterday and church but I really feel like I did the right thing

Posted on 9/3/19 at 9:28 am to
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 9:28 am to
So pics of your wife?


Seems like she needs someone new at the pew
Posted by Slingin Pickle
Fancy side of the North Shore
Member since Jun 2008
3045 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 9:29 am to
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don’t belong are in there..


It's because they are black, isn't it?
Posted by RedPants
GA
Member since Jan 2013
6203 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 9:31 am to
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The same people are usually at every mass so it’s easy to tell when people that don’t belong are in there..

On behalf of Christians everywhere, I want to tell you this ain't it, chief. I sincerely hope your attitude changes.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76777 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 9:33 am to
just here for DV 356
Posted by wfallstiger
Wichita Falls, Texas
Member since Jun 2006
16070 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 9:33 am to
Your timing was horrific
Posted by DomincDecoco
RIP Ronnie fights Thoth’s loafers
Member since Oct 2018
12012 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 9:36 am to
Full mea culpa is all you can do...soemthing about how the devil was in you in His house, that you'll do better but beg for their understanding and forgiveness.

or switch churches
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 9:36 am to
I feel like this is a troll post to make Christians look bad. I’ve gone to church my entire life and I’ve never seen anyone even coming close to doing something like that and I’d imagine I never will. This post screams of BS
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 10:13 am to
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Orel solves problems using logic. After the money from collection at church is sto
Orel decides to take up mystery solving and as his first case he proves that Billy shouldn't have won the "making things contest" and that Tina is the rightful winner. He concludes this because Billy's entry was an arts and craft flower and only God can make a flower. At church on Sunday Reverend Putty gives a sermon on stealing while Joe passes around he collection plate. Orel puts in his birthday money in the tray, written on it is "Orel, get yourself something nice, grandpa." Doughy asks Joe how much money he put in the tray and Joe says he doesn't have any. This gives Joe an idea, he swipes the collection money. When Reverend Putty finds out he talks to Doughy, Orel and Joe and Orel offers to solve the case for a nickel. Just then, Marionetta walks by and Joe says that she did it, she argues that she wasn't even in church. Orel tells Joe and Marionetta that they are the two prime suspects. When Orel gets home he rushes to tell his mom about the case he's working on but she is nowhere in the house. The next day Orel solves the mystery because, apparently Joe follows the ten commandments because he refused to cut his grandfathers lawn on the sabbath day and Marionetta does not because she didn't honor her mother and father by going to church to pray for all of them, and instead delivered crippled food to the physically challenged. (also Joe and Doughy both buy ice-cream from Mr. Creepler) Tehen Marionetta comes back with Orel's birthday money that Joe used to buy his ice-cream as proof Joe did it but Mr. Creepler takes it back, causing her to run into her house crying. That's when Orel sees his mother with Marionetta's family, and treating them like she treats her own family. He goes to church and tells god all about it, Reverend Putty hears and tells Orel it's called bigamy. Orel later confronts his mother about this, it turns out that Bloberta and Clay were "swinging" in order to try and keep some excitement in their marriage.


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