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Ron Jeremy's wood is in trouble and he needs your help.

Posted on 5/17/20 at 10:46 am
Posted by Tri City Tigers
Member since Oct 2018
2343 posts
Posted on 5/17/20 at 10:46 am



quote:

I need your help.

help me save my tree.

this tree was planted by my dad the day I was born. Please let Con Edison know that they cannot tear down this tree.
@conedison
61-24 bell Blvd
Bayside Queens NY 11364 please help me save my tree.



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Posted by Johnny3tears
Somewhere in La
Member since Jan 2012
2814 posts
Posted on 5/17/20 at 10:47 am to
Damn he is looking rough
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136811 posts
Posted on 5/17/20 at 10:48 am to
Must have deep roots
Posted by Tri City Tigers
Member since Oct 2018
2343 posts
Posted on 5/17/20 at 10:49 am to
quote:

Damn he is looking rough


That was kind of his charm.
Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
31057 posts
Posted on 5/17/20 at 10:55 am to
"The Hedgehog"
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
202949 posts
Posted on 5/17/20 at 10:57 am to
What a charmed adult life he has lived.
Posted by The Truth 34
Chavez Ravine
Member since May 2010
41170 posts
Posted on 5/17/20 at 10:59 am to
That wood has seen so much pussy in its life.
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8447 posts
Posted on 5/17/20 at 10:59 am to
#SaveRonsWood
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53809 posts
Posted on 5/17/20 at 11:01 am to
quote:

Please let Con Edison know that they cannot tear down this tree.


How does one tear down a tree?
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 5/17/20 at 11:01 am to
They make pills for this.
Posted by Nole Man
Somewhere In Tennessee!
Member since May 2011
7188 posts
Posted on 5/17/20 at 11:04 am to
I stand with Ron
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
11225 posts
Posted on 5/17/20 at 11:51 am to
So you’re saying that the day my son is born, I plant a tree to insure he grows up with a huge dong? I can do that for the little guy.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 5/17/20 at 11:59 am to
Michelle Obama has a less patchy beard than that.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29452 posts
Posted on 5/17/20 at 12:00 pm to
quote:

this tree was planted by my dad the day I was born.

His dad shoved an acorn up his dick when he was born.
Posted by ehidal1
Chief Boot Knocka
Member since Dec 2007
37136 posts
Posted on 5/17/20 at 12:01 pm to
I wonder why they want to tear down the tree
Posted by NoShow
Member since Feb 2013
2339 posts
Posted on 5/17/20 at 12:13 pm to
The sidewalk can’t handle his huge root
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
15143 posts
Posted on 5/17/20 at 12:15 pm to
quote:

Damn he is looking rough


Well, to be totally honest, in his prime he was about as handsome as a toad.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54264 posts
Posted on 5/17/20 at 12:18 pm to
quote:

they cannot tear down this tree.

But......they can.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66948 posts
Posted on 5/17/20 at 12:24 pm to
quote:

The sidewalk can’t handle his huge root


The sidewalk needs to understand that it’s the sidewalk’s job to take his huge root. So the sidewalk needs to relax and be a professional.
Posted by RedMustang
Member since Oct 2011
6851 posts
Posted on 5/17/20 at 12:26 pm to
He’s the poster child for those who think size doesn’t matter.
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