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Roman emperor Caracalla and the real "Red Wedding"

Posted on 5/8/15 at 6:50 am
Posted by Tiger1242
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Posted on 5/8/15 at 6:50 am
Game of Thrones season 3 spoilers below




I've been back on a roman history kick recently, reading some old books, listening to the history of Rome podcast and stuff. I was on the reign of Caracalla, who I usually just know as a crazy murderous psycho who killed his brother in front of his mother, and oh yea declared every male in the empire a citizen.

But today I was reminded of his own version of the Red Wedding that took place on GoT.

In 216 AD Caracalla promised to marry the Parthian kings daughter to show peace between the two empires. He went to the wedding, his own wedding mind you, and at the ceremony ordered his men to murder all of the Parthian guests, including the bride, and then went along burning every city he came across on his way out of Parthia.

They say that truth is stranger than fiction, I knew Caracalla was a sick treacherous murderer but damn to actually do that is pretty fricked up
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 5/8/15 at 6:58 am to
There was a similar incident in Scotland, and probably other places. Our ancestors were bloodthirsty MFers

LINK

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The Douglases became so powerful that by the early fifteenth century they were seen as a threat to the stability of the nation.[3] In 1440 the 16-year-old Earl of Douglas and his brother were invited to dine with the ten-year-old King James II of Scotland.[3] Later called the Black Dinner, the occasion was organised by the Lord Chancellor, Sir William Crichton. While they ate, a black bull's head, the symbol of death, was brought in and placed before the Earl.[3] The two brothers were then dragged out to Castle Hill, given a mock trial and beheaded.[3] The Clan Douglas then laid siege to Edinburgh Castle.[12] Perceiving the danger, Crichton surrendered the castle to the king and was rewarded with the title Lord Crichton.[12] It is still unclear exactly who else was ultimately responsible, though it is thought Livingstone and Buchan were likely candidates.[4][5][7]
Posted by TrueTiger
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Posted on 5/8/15 at 7:10 am to
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Our ancestors were bloodthirsty MFers


It's still in us.

Well suppressed these days, but it's there.
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 5/8/15 at 7:15 am to
Crazy how little regard people used to have for human life
Posted by wildtigercat93
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Posted on 5/8/15 at 7:17 am to
Pretty much every GOTs storyline/family is based on some sort of British/Scottish/American historical events, or mythical beliefs in history
Posted by TrueTiger
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Posted on 5/8/15 at 7:17 am to
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used to have for human life



Have you had a look around the world lately?

Posted by Fat and Happy
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Posted on 5/8/15 at 7:18 am to
Sometimes to get your point across, you have to kill a bunch of people
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
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Posted on 5/8/15 at 7:20 am to
This is the one I thought it was based on.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 5/8/15 at 7:21 am to
Murder was just wayy cooler whenever it was done with heavy swords and bow and arrows
This post was edited on 5/8/15 at 7:22 am
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
31927 posts
Posted on 5/8/15 at 7:22 am to
Also, Romans were fricking horrible at selecting rulers. They'd have a psycho ruling the empire, he would get assassinated, and they'd just appoint another psycho to be assassinated a few years later.

Or the army would just declare whoever promised to pay them as Emperor, because men who would stoop to bribery are the perfect type of person to rule an empire...
This post was edited on 5/8/15 at 7:25 am
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
65712 posts
Posted on 5/8/15 at 7:23 am to
1572 France
St. Bartholomew's Day Massacre
(Massacre de la Saint-Barthélemy)

Not good.

LINK

So over a millennium later we (as a race) were just as bad.



This post was edited on 5/8/15 at 7:24 am
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42568 posts
Posted on 5/8/15 at 7:24 am to
Yeah, it was based off of this. His main inspiration was the war of roses, and English history.
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
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Member since Oct 2007
21966 posts
Posted on 5/8/15 at 7:28 am to
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Crazy how little regard people used to have for human life


Well, when something like 8/11 babies didn't make it past infancy, you become quite comfortable with death. We have an aversion to it because unexpected death happens rarely, relatively.
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
31927 posts
Posted on 5/8/15 at 7:43 am to
Solid point, I wouldn't have survived infancy back then
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 5/8/15 at 7:46 am to
quote:

"Red Wedding"
quote:

Game of Thrones

no HODORS only tag

Posted by White Shadeaux
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Posted on 5/8/15 at 7:57 am to
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quote: Our ancestors were bloodthirsty MFers It's still in us.

Well suppressed these days, but it's there.


Except for the filthy muslims.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19426 posts
Posted on 5/8/15 at 7:59 am to
muslim carbomb your bed last night?
Posted by crash1211
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Posted on 5/8/15 at 8:12 am to
I read that Martin says one of his main inspirations was not fantasy, but a series of novels set in medieval France, little known or read in the English language. Les Rois Maudits (The Accursed Kings) was written by Maurice Druon between the mid-1950s and the 1970s. It's a seven-volume saga chronicling the dynastic fight for the French throne in the early part of the 14th Century, culminating in the Hundred Years War.

I bought the first one now called The Iron King, but haven't gotten around to reading it yet.
Posted by donut
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Posted on 5/8/15 at 8:46 am to
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hey'd have a psycho ruling the empire, he would get assassinated, and they'd just appoint another psycho to be assassinated a few years later.
they didn't appoint the next psycho. in the late empire the emperors would be assassinated by a rival general usually one who was battle tested from the borders. Whoever assassinated or had the Emperor assassinated was the new Emperor by default until the next power hungry general came calling.
Posted by Kracka
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Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 5/8/15 at 8:55 am to
I just realized that the old man who was at the head of the table at the red wedding was the old man janitor at Hogwarts in the harry potter movies, and the old man in the strain....
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