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Roast of Alec Baldwin

Posted on 9/15/19 at 11:20 pm
Posted by forever lsu30
Member since Nov 2005
4042 posts
Posted on 9/15/19 at 11:20 pm
Wow. Some quality lines.

Anyone else watch?
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 9/15/19 at 11:21 pm to
I'm sure someone on the TV board did...
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 9/15/19 at 11:25 pm to
Alec is still alive? I guess it was just his career that died.
Posted by forever lsu30
Member since Nov 2005
4042 posts
Posted on 9/15/19 at 11:31 pm to
Negative. No thread.

Brought it here because some of you are funnier.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 9/15/19 at 11:32 pm to
I want a roast of Arnold Schwarzenegger or Sylvester Stallone
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 9/15/19 at 11:42 pm to
You don’t share any of the lines or give any context so....

Who.

The frick.

Cares.

Hollywood is bleeding.
Posted by Sweltering Chill
Member since Aug 2017
2150 posts
Posted on 9/15/19 at 11:53 pm to
quote:

Wow. Some quality lines. Anyone else watch?




Not sure why all the negativity here.. the CC Roasts are fantastic tv; wish they did them more often.. and they have roasted lots of celebrities like Bruce Willis and Donald Trump, they are equal opportunity roasters.. to answer the OP’s question, no I haven’t watched but i have it dvr’d and looking forward to checking it out tomorrow.
Posted by rt3
now in the piney woods of Pineville
Member since Apr 2011
148006 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 12:24 am to
poli-board talk

I learned tonight on the Roast that the tranny formerly known as Bruce Jenner is MAGA
Posted by JG77056
Vegas baby, Vegas
Member since Sep 2010
12080 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 12:26 am to
Blake Griffin crushed Caitlyn Jenner. “Caitlyn completed her gender reassignment surgery in 2017, finally confirming that no one in that family wants a white dick”. “And on behalf of the entire NBA and half the rappers on the billboard charts I want to thank you for giving your daughters their daddy issues”.

To Baldwin: you were in Glengarry Glen Ross with Kevin Spacey and you couldn’t even tell him that ABC doesn’t mean Always Blow Children
This post was edited on 9/16/19 at 12:30 am
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 12:40 am to
quote:

Blake Griffin crushed Caitlyn Jenner. “Caitlyn completed her gender reassignment surgery in 2017, finally confirming that no one in that family wants a white dick”. “And on behalf of the entire NBA and half the rappers on the billboard charts I want to thank you for giving your daughters their daddy issues”. To Baldwin: you were in Glengarry Glen Ross with Kevin Spacey and you couldn’t even tell him that ABC doesn’t mean Always Blow Children


got to admit those roasts are funny as shite, and they are merciless, everybody and everything is fair game
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4780 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 1:05 am to
I was hoping this was a thread about him burning to death slowly, trapped under an overturned tanker truck in an accident.
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4780 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 1:06 am to
I was hoping this was a thread about him burning to death slowly, trapped under an overturned tanker truck in an accident.
Posted by Iron Lion
Romulus
Member since Nov 2014
14165 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 1:38 am to
That mother fricker burning up twice
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4780 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 1:50 am to
quote:

I was hoping this was a thread about him burning to death slowly, trapped under an overturned tanker truck in an accident.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 3:37 am to
And somebody changed their mind about whether they liked it
Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
10053 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 7:23 am to
Jeff Ross to Dinero...Aging Bill :)
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
48176 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 7:27 am to
quote:

got to admit those roasts are funny as shite, and they are merciless, everybody and everything is fair game


shite ain't funny Blake Griffin didnt even write the joke.
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 7:37 am to
A roast isn't a roast without Don RIckles. GOAT by a large margin.
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
23471 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 7:40 am to
Did they talk about him beating his wife and daughter??
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15310 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 7:42 am to
quote:

Alec is still alive?


Unfortunately, yes.
He can be a good actor if he'd keep his political mouth shut.
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