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re: Ritz crackers are gay and LUNCH officially

Posted on 12/14/20 at 3:01 pm to
Posted by LSU37
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2020
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Posted on 12/14/20 at 3:01 pm to
Chocolate filed
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
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Posted on 12/14/20 at 3:02 pm to
now this is creative altering

you should make these into a thread to give the rest of the website something to do today
Posted by TrimTab
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Member since Mar 2019
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Posted on 12/14/20 at 3:02 pm to
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66736 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 3:02 pm to
quote:

08

who dat?







fricking chode
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
65338 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

Here’s how I’m going for post of the year. It’s all true can’t make this up. My ex she was crazynuts. Used to go to church with her and her stepdad kept making these comments like telling her to change into a tighter shirt I’m like wtf. She explained to me that he taught her how to have sex by having sex with her. She used to call me at 1 am talking in a 7 year olds voice saying it’s our son. Her mom brought her an engagement ring that turned her finger green when she asked me to marry her I said no. After 3 weeks of dating.

Posted by TrimTab
North County Coastal San Diego
Member since Mar 2019
8040 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 3:04 pm to
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fricking chode

What is a fricking chode?

Is that like a fricking taint?
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
55037 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 3:05 pm to
Where do you meet these delightful young ladies?
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38952 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

Here’s how I’m going for post of the year. It’s all true can’t make this up. My ex she was crazynuts. Used to go to church with her and her stepdad kept making these comments like telling her to change into a tighter shirt I’m like wtf. She explained to me that he taught her how to have sex by having sex with her. She used to call me at 1 am talking in a 7 year olds voice saying it’s our son. Her mom brought her an engagement ring that turned her finger green when she asked me to marry her I said no. After 3 weeks of dating.



Was her name Liz by any chance?
Posted by LSU37
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2020
476 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 3:07 pm to
Here’s the crazy thing she didn’t believe me I wanted to break up and asked me to her grandmothers funeral 5 hours away in Mississippi. I lied and said I had a job interview and ccs coffee couldn’t make it
Posted by LSU37
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2020
476 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 3:08 pm to
Nope
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
65338 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 3:09 pm to
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Here’s the crazy thing she didn’t believe me I wanted to break up and asked me to her grandmothers funeral 5 hours away in Mississippi. I lied and said I had a job interview and ccs coffee couldn’t make it

Coffee can be like that sometimes, very unreliable.
This post was edited on 12/14/20 at 3:11 pm
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
101463 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 3:09 pm to
damn
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38952 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

She used to call me at 1 am talking in a 7 year olds voice saying it’s our son


How could you tell it was a 7 year old voice and not a 6 year old or 8 year old?
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
65338 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 3:11 pm to
The fricking wheels are rolling down the interstate by themselves at this point.
Posted by CatsGoneWild
Pigeon forge, Tennessee
Member since Jan 2008
14827 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 3:12 pm to
I think there are more commercials with gay people than straight people nowadays
Posted by LSU37
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2020
476 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 3:13 pm to
Okcupid met another one after the crazy one dated her for a year. But I thought our first date went bad at cc’s and so I walked to tiger paws and got a pound burger and cheese fries and texted her ty for the date she sent me back do you wanna come over for dinner next Thursday I was like hell yea. So I got a box to put my food in and walked home lol
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120266 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 3:14 pm to
LSU37, please answer some questions.

- When did you first discover this site and what made you sign up to start posting?

- How did you discover the site?

- What attracted you to the Lunch thread?

- What is your favorite type of cereal?
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
101463 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 3:15 pm to
been busy today but sometimes ya just gotta sit back and watch
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
101463 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 3:15 pm to
quote:

favorite type of cereal


Posted by LSU37
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2020
476 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 3:15 pm to
Bc she was an only child didn’t live with any kids. I could tell it was her. I was in college and told her she couldn’t call me so late bc I had finals.
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