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re: Riddle thread. Originals are best. He who gets it right provides the next
Posted on 2/2/22 at 4:04 pm to deeprig9
Posted on 2/2/22 at 4:04 pm to deeprig9
Here's a slight variation that might make a little more sense:
Slice me however, I remain the same and proud.
But reflect me below and that's just not allowed
Slice me however, I remain the same and proud.
But reflect me below and that's just not allowed
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Posted on 2/2/22 at 4:06 pm to leftyloosey
A post op tranny being denied service at the Muslim gynecologist
Posted on 2/2/22 at 4:08 pm to leftyloosey
You can put pizza in the microwave but not on top of tinfoil
Posted on 2/2/22 at 4:10 pm to leftyloosey
water
Posted on 2/2/22 at 4:10 pm to leftyloosey
A gram of coke cut up on the back of a Pink Floyd CD.
Posted on 2/2/22 at 4:12 pm to leftyloosey
Joe Pesci. He'll take a knife but he's nobody's shoe shine boy
Posted on 2/2/22 at 4:16 pm to leftyloosey
Film ?
Posted on 2/2/22 at 4:21 pm to leftyloosey
Heaven/paradise. You can have a slice of heaven, but you cannot have heaven on earth. 
Posted on 2/2/22 at 4:33 pm to leftyloosey
You cannot use a mirror device to correct your slice on the PGA Tour
Posted on 2/2/22 at 5:02 pm to leftyloosey
While we wait for lefty the a-hole-
Three traveling salesmen arrived at a hotel and decided to split a room. Yes, they're gay.
The clerk said it would be $30 per night.
Each man put in $10, and the clerk sent them off with the key.
Later that night, as the clerk was closing the till, he realized he overcharged them. That room was only supposed to cost $25 a night, because it was a weekday.
The clerk took five dollars out of the till to refund the men, but realized he couldn't split $5 evenly between three people.
So, he decided to pocket $2 and give each of the men a dollar back.
He knocked on the door, explained that he owed them each a dollar back due to a mistake, and gave them each a dollar.
So, each man had originally paid $10, and got a dollar back, so they each ended up paying $9. Times three men, that's $27 they paid together. The clerk pocketed $2, so that's $29, on the original $30 rate.
Where'd the missing dollar go?
Three traveling salesmen arrived at a hotel and decided to split a room. Yes, they're gay.
The clerk said it would be $30 per night.
Each man put in $10, and the clerk sent them off with the key.
Later that night, as the clerk was closing the till, he realized he overcharged them. That room was only supposed to cost $25 a night, because it was a weekday.
The clerk took five dollars out of the till to refund the men, but realized he couldn't split $5 evenly between three people.
So, he decided to pocket $2 and give each of the men a dollar back.
He knocked on the door, explained that he owed them each a dollar back due to a mistake, and gave them each a dollar.
So, each man had originally paid $10, and got a dollar back, so they each ended up paying $9. Times three men, that's $27 they paid together. The clerk pocketed $2, so that's $29, on the original $30 rate.
Where'd the missing dollar go?
Posted on 2/2/22 at 5:11 pm to deeprig9
Thats only designed to confuse. You have to correct the riddler's mistakes. The pocketed 2 is irrelevant. He could've taken 100 out and pocketed 97. Why would you add it? They gave thirty, he gave 3 back. 27. He OWES them 2. Subtract 2 to get down to the correct 25. The end. It doesn't matter how much is in his pocket.
Posted on 2/2/22 at 5:11 pm to deeprig9
quote:
Where'd the missing dollar go?
Rolled up and being used by the 3 gay salesmen to snort meth in a drug fueled gay orgy.
Duh
Posted on 2/2/22 at 5:18 pm to deeprig9
Sorry I had to disappear for a while.
The answer to my riddle is zero.
The answer to my riddle is zero.
Posted on 2/2/22 at 5:22 pm to leftyloosey
That's pretty good. The mirror image.
There's a video on yt of a math teacher doing a basic algebra equation and ending up with 1=2. The trick is at some point he sneakily divided by zero and that's why you can't ever do that. It's not zero, it's not infinity, it's not null. You just can't do it period. You will destroy reality.
There's a video on yt of a math teacher doing a basic algebra equation and ending up with 1=2. The trick is at some point he sneakily divided by zero and that's why you can't ever do that. It's not zero, it's not infinity, it's not null. You just can't do it period. You will destroy reality.
Posted on 2/2/22 at 5:43 pm to fr33manator
Tongue
Posted on 2/2/22 at 6:33 pm to Gaggle
Gaggle is wrong. Please excuse him.
^hint
^hint
This post was edited on 2/2/22 at 6:36 pm
Posted on 2/2/22 at 8:07 pm to deeprig9
I'm not wrong.
quote:That is right.
Times three men, that's $27 they paid together.
quote:This is where you are wrong. Go back a step. They are at $27. There are 3 dollars from the original $30 because he just gave them $3. He still owes them $2 which he has. That'll get to them to correct 25. There is no extra dollar, just a math error you made. You took what they are still owed and added it to their pay total and asked what is the problem with their pay total. It's basically a word problem where the creator has made an error.
The clerk pocketed $2, so that's $29,
Posted on 2/2/22 at 9:27 pm to Gaggle
Wrong
Posted on 2/2/22 at 9:29 pm to Gaggle
Please excuse my dear aunt gaggle
Posted on 2/2/22 at 9:31 pm to deeprig9
I know where the extra dollar is. You sick frick. Go to the hospital
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