re: Riddle thread. Originals are best. He who gets it right provides the next

Posted by Slagathor

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Posted on 2/1/22 at 3:47 pm to fr33manator

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Chitterlings? Pickled pigs feet? Smoked hog anus?

no you pretty much got it earlier except the brand

Posted by Slagathor

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Posted on 2/1/22 at 3:47 pm to Indefatigable

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beggin strips

yes!

also I'm sorry

ETA: Fr33 got it a second before

how bad were my clues?

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Posted by Indefatigable

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Posted on 2/1/22 at 3:48 pm to Slagathor

And just like that, I have done no work in the last hour

Posted by fr33manator

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Posted on 2/1/22 at 3:48 pm to Indefatigable

Now I get the literacy part. Because bitches can’t read.

Excellent riddle

Posted by Cowboyfan89

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Posted on 2/1/22 at 3:48 pm to Slagathor

quote:
beggin strips

Wtf?!

Really?

No more riddles from you...

Posted by Slagathor

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Posted on 2/1/22 at 3:49 pm to Cowboyfan89

I thought my clues were pretty cute

Posted by Cowboyfan89

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Posted on 2/1/22 at 3:49 pm to Slagathor

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I thought my clues were pretty cute

We went through every food imaginable and you still had to practically give it away...lol

I'm still confused how Vienna sausages or anything anyone guessed was close to that.

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Posted by Indefatigable

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Posted on 2/1/22 at 3:49 pm to Slagathor

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I thought my clues were pretty cute

That was tough. Not sure the guesses would have ventured into dog treats without prodding though.

Posted by fr33manator

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Posted on 2/1/22 at 3:50 pm to Slagathor

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how bad were my clues?

Honestly, that was pretty spot on. A riddle is supposed to make you think unconventionally. Play with concepts. Subvert expectations

That was a well crafted riddle and one that makes you go “dammit!” After you figure it out

Posted by Slagathor

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Posted on 2/1/22 at 3:50 pm to Cowboyfan89

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We went through every food imaginable and you still had to practically give it away...lol

listen here, tree fricker

Posted by Indefatigable

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Posted on 2/1/22 at 3:51 pm to fr33manator

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r33manator

Now that I'm here for the afternoon, go on. I know you have plenty more ready to go.

Posted by fr33manator

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Posted on 2/1/22 at 3:52 pm to Cowboyfan89

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We went through every food imaginable and you still had to practically give it away...lol

Because we weren’t thinking from the right angle.

It’s edible, but not really. People don’t like it but dogs do.
Dogs don’t know it’s not bacon because they can’t read.
And you wouldn’t want to find it on your breakfast table.

It’s all there

Posted by Cowboyfan89

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Posted on 2/1/22 at 3:52 pm to Slagathor

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listen here, tree fricker

No need for name calling, Slutathor.

Posted by Slagathor

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Posted on 2/1/22 at 3:54 pm to Indefatigable

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go on. I know you have plenty more

this. my prefrontal cortex is lit af right now.

the only thing that would get me more jazzed would be a spelling bee.

Posted by Cowboyfan89

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Posted on 2/1/22 at 3:54 pm to fr33manator

quote:
It’s edible, but not really. People don’t like it but dogs do.
Dogs don’t know it’s not bacon because they can’t read.
And you wouldn’t want to find it on your breakfast table.

Well when you put it that way, it makes perfect sense.