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re: Richard Simmons Has Been Missing, Friends Concerned He’s Being Held Hostage

Posted on 3/13/16 at 1:10 pm to
Posted by andouille
A table near a waiter.
Member since Dec 2004
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Posted on 3/13/16 at 1:10 pm to
Did anyone check under Rosie?
This post was edited on 3/13/16 at 1:12 pm
Posted by Redbone
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Posted on 3/13/16 at 1:27 pm to
Cliffs?
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
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Posted on 3/13/16 at 1:32 pm to
I asked his brother Lenny recently about Richard, he said he is doing okay.
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 3/13/16 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

Richard Simmons Has Been Missing for Two Years

His son, Ben, has been missing much of this basketball season.
Posted by Salamander_Wilson
Member since Jul 2015
8260 posts
Posted on 3/13/16 at 1:47 pm to
I have always had an unexplainable fascination and love for this man. I hope he's ok.

Always thought he'd have made a great host of The Price Is Right when Barker stepped down.
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 3/13/16 at 1:51 pm to
Simmons appears to have been a prisoner of his own mind for as long as I can remember...
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 3/13/16 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

I asked his brother Lenny recently about Richard, he said he is doing okay.



The article suggests his brother is one of the people holding him hostage.
Posted by YNWA
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 3/13/16 at 2:27 pm to
So that's where that football celebration came from.
Posted by Mullet Flap
Lysdexia
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Posted on 3/13/16 at 2:32 pm to
That didn't take long exactly the image that popped into my head
Posted by tigersbh
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 3/13/16 at 2:41 pm to
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How many threads do we need for poor Richard?


How many do we need? Zero.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 3/13/16 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

His son, Ben, has been missing much of this basketball season.

When attempting a joke goes wrong...
Posted by CaliforniaTiger
The Land of Fruits and Nuts
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 3/14/16 at 1:16 am to
Yep, maybe he's fat now
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
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Posted on 3/14/16 at 1:23 am to
I'm sure he's just fabulous.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
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Posted on 3/14/16 at 1:36 am to
He's @ 4401 Elysian Fields Ave
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