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re: Reminder: Check Your Local Laws before Shooting Porch Pirates

Posted on 12/16/25 at 1:36 pm to
Posted by Melkor
Member since Sep 2022
203 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 1:36 pm to
Found the thief...
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
31633 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

Currently Louisiana law only allows the use of deadly force for the protection of life, not property. Texas, on the other hand, allows for the protection of both.

While Texas does sometimes allow deadly force in the protection of property while Louisiana does not, it's not as blanket and general as you would suggest. This is the statute:

Sec. 9.42. DEADLY FORCE TO PROTECT PROPERTY. A person is justified in using deadly force against another to protect land or tangible, movable property:

(1) if he would be justified in using force against the other under Section 9.41; and

(2) when and to the degree he reasonably believes the deadly force is immediately necessary:

(A) to prevent the other's imminent commission of arson, burglary, robbery, aggravated robbery, theft during the nighttime, or criminal mischief during the nighttime; or

(B) to prevent the other who is fleeing immediately after committing burglary, robbery, aggravated robbery, or theft during the nighttime from escaping with the property; and

(3) he reasonably believes that:

(A) the land or property cannot be protected or recovered by any other means; or

(B) the use of force other than deadly force to protect or recover the land or property would expose the actor or another to a substantial risk of death or serious bodily injury.

Acts 1973, 63rd Leg., p. 883, ch. 399, Sec. 1, eff. Jan. 1, 1974. Amended by Acts 1993, 73rd Leg., ch. 900, Sec. 1.01, eff. Sept. 1, 1994.
Posted by Tigers13
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2005
1801 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 1:41 pm to
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There are non-lethal means that should be attempted first if the situation warrants it.


Like what? Last year, an off-duty officer was shot and killed in BR when confronting a car burglar. If someone is stealing a package off my doorstep what can I do to stop them w/o risking my life? I could be in my front yard, playing with my kids, and someone can walk under my carport and steal a bike in the middle of the day and what can I do about it?
Posted by SUB
Silver Tier TD Premium
Member since Jan 2009
24769 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 1:41 pm to
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But killing someone for stealing an Amazon package from your porch is an insane overreaction, even if it is incredibly infuriating.


I agree, but this over-reaction is only occurring because of the under-reaction by our government in not appropriately punishing those who commit these offenses.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72207 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 1:43 pm to
We use to be a country that would hang criminals for stealing horses. Now we arrest and prosecute law-abiding citizens for protecting their own property.


Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
10529 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 1:49 pm to
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You do realize this makes you a psychopath right?


Nah. Someone that is stealing shite off people's porches, or really anything for that matter, contributes very little to society
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35742 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 2:18 pm to
If I’m on that jury he’s walking
Posted by Kjnstkmn
Vermilion Parish
Member since Aug 2020
19030 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 3:42 pm to
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
14413 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 3:43 pm to
Theft should be punishable by death.

frick a thief.
Posted by dalefla
Central FL
Member since Jul 2024
3228 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 4:42 pm to
These thieves had decided what their lives are worth. If they've decided their life is worth an Amazon package, I'm here to oblige them. I live in the Free State of Florida.
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
14413 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 6:23 pm to
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I support the second amendment


Everything said before the word “but” is bullshite.

I’m perfectly fine with thieves eating lead.
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