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Patfic15
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Random Angry Moment from Childhood
Kindergarten. Hammond, La. Me and the classmates outside recessing it up. I accidentally step on a Caterpillar (no pics) and the guts squirt on a girl next to me (also no pics). She throws a fit...I get paddled. I hope she has a terrible Saturday.


whitetiger1234
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re: Random Angry Moment from Childhood
Nice


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rsbd
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re: Random Angry Moment from Childhood
When did you get angry?? I don’t get it


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ZekeTheTeke
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re: Random Angry Moment from Childhood
Now this is the type of unprovoked animosity I can get behind.


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ChewyDante
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re: Random Angry Moment from Childhood
Fifth grade. Pizza party in class. Things going well. Me and my buddies chumming it up. Friend of mine says "sucks" in some convo and the teacher hears it and explodes on me for using foul language. My buddy sits there in silence as I get in trouble for his words. I keep my mouth shut cuz I ain't no snitch arse bitch. End of story.


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Pectus
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re: Random Angry Moment from Childhood
And they say women and men are the same....


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Ron Popeil
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re: Random Angry Moment from Childhood
I accidently squirt on a girl next to me (no pics). She throws a fit...I get paddled, I squirt again. (Also no pics)


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Hangit
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re: Random Angry Moment from Childhood
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She throws a fit...I get paddled. I hope she has a terrible Saturday.


Look her up on FB and see how fat she is now. You will feel a little redeemed.


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USMEagles
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re: Random Angry Moment from Childhood
Mine's from 8th grade. Class decided they'd take my five-subject notebook, pass it around, and decorate it.

The piece de resistance was a very well-done sketch by a guy who's actually a semi-successful artist now. It was an enthusiastic masturbator at the moment of, um, completion.

I was quite touched that the class would take the time to personalize my notebook for me, and proudly toted it from class to class as the school year wound down. Some menopausal do-nothing American History teacher took offense, though, and I was sent to the office.

Though the appreciation of the principal and his assistants was undeniable, and many laughs were stifled, the whole thing just devolved into a shiteshow and got the artist in trouble.

I didn't get it. Those junior high effers had just put us through a truly disgusting health unit that touched on mutual masturbation, anal sex, VD, etc.- and they couldn't handle a little art? Morons.
This post was edited on 6/8 at 11:21 am


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TDsngumbo
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re: Random Angry Moment from Childhood
3rd grade.

Playground is split down the middle by a chain link fence. Young kids on one side and old kids on the other side.

Teachers come out to sell popsicles from the opposite side. The cost: one quarter each.

Got my quarter ready. I go to hand the teacher my quarter through the fence and this culcha next to me bumps my hand, knocks my quarter to the ground, and picks it up before I could. Hands it to the teacher and I say “that’s my quarter”. The teacher didn’t believe me and gave him MY popsicle.

MY POPSICLE!

I ran into that teacher in the grocery store a couple years ago and I told her what happened. She laughed it off. I, now in my 30’s, thought by telling her this story I would be able to release my grudge.

Her laughing at it only reinforced my anger. frick that bitch.
This post was edited on 6/8 at 11:29 am


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soccerfüt
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re: Random Angry Moment from Childhood
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I accidentally step on a Caterpillar (no pics) and the guts squirt on a girl next to me (also no pics).
Sprayed guts in kindergarten.

Color me impressed.


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dawgsjw
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re: Random Angry Moment from Childhood
3rd grade this one kid cut in front of me to get some water, and I don't know why but I punched him in the gut and he started to cry. I never even got in trouble for it. I must admit, I love some water.


TDsngumbo
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re: Random Angry Moment from Childhood
You sound like a bully.


ThatMakesSense
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re: Random Angry Moment from Childhood
The teacher I was banging ruined it.


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dawgsjw
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You sound like a bully.

Bully? Dude cut in line, if anything I was a fricking hero that day.


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SEClint
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re: Random Angry Moment from Childhood
Kid took my blocks in kindergarten and wouldnt give them back.

I go up to the teacher's desk and get a pencil, I sharpen it, walk back and drive it into his hand.

Flash forward we actually became friends.


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PrivatePublic
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re: Random Angry Moment from Childhood
7th grade. Hadn't hit any growth spurts yet and was being picked on by older kids on the bus. Finally one of them put me in a headlock while another gave me a wedgie. I snapped and started wailing on the kid who gave me a headlock. Caught him off guard and he never had a chance to defend himself. Got in about 10 seconds of pure unadulterated punching. Dude ended up with a black eye, busted nose and a couple of gashes that ended up needing stitches. I broke a couple of finger bones. Thought for sure I was expelled, but my buddy defended me when it came time to pay the piper and I only got suspended for a week. Was then that I realized what kind of temper lied beneath the surface and if I ever tapped into it as an adult I could easily kill someone. Talked to my dad and grandfather later on to find out they basically have the same explosive rage if ever pushed over the edge. Luckily my parents had raised me to stay calm in most situations from an early age so I don't worry about snapping against a loved one.


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BobABooey
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re: Random Angry Moment from Childhood
One day, my parents (no pics) said that they were going boating. I asked if I could come and they said okay. I was stoked. Imagine my disappointment when we went to the courthouse so they could vote. Voting, not boating.

I have harbored resentment ever since but have been magnanimous enough to accept any and all financial assistance they have offered since the incident.


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PhilipMarlowe
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re: Random Angry Moment from Childhood
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5th grade I busted a stink bomb on the bus as we were all walking off at school. Naturally the bus driver calls the principal and tells them someone busted a stink bomb.

I’m already in first period math class when an office aide knocks on the room door saying the principal needs to see me. So I walk my arse down to the office. Principal asks if I did it, of course I said no, and then he informs me that my two “friends” had already been in his office and both said I did it.

I came clean, and had to call my mom at home to inform her I’d been suspended from riding the bus for three days. She was pissed....but not as pissed as I was at Cruz and Jason for snitching on me. I held on to that anger until baseball season, and beaned both of them in little league.
This post was edited on 6/8 at 12:35 pm


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Geauxtiga
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re: Random Angry Moment from Childhood
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I accidentally step on a Caterpillar (no pics) and the guts squirt on a girl next to me
Accidentally my ass.


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