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re: Quickly changing lanes in front of a car you pass. Why the weird flex?

Posted on 6/11/22 at 11:49 am to
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58224 posts
Posted on 6/11/22 at 11:49 am to
quote:

"Look at that poor bastard in that minivan having to haul that fat bitch around. How many chins does that thing have?"

Last time I counted I had six, but my husband can do wheelies in the mini van on I-110
Posted by KirbySmartass
Member since Jul 2020
2987 posts
Posted on 6/11/22 at 11:49 am to
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pics or you're a lying sack of shite


Go with the latter if it makes you feel better, pics not forthcoming.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88318 posts
Posted on 6/11/22 at 11:50 am to
quote:

pics not forthcoming.



how about pics of the 4 Runner then?
Posted by nitwit
Member since Oct 2007
13055 posts
Posted on 6/11/22 at 11:56 am to
Yes, we know.
You have a tiny dick and want the world to know it.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
73144 posts
Posted on 6/11/22 at 12:11 pm to
If you're driving in the left lane with no one in grunt of you and I have to pass on the right. I like to do a close lane change on front of you. Then put my blinker on and show you how to move over.

If people would just stay to the godamn right except to pass traffic would be so much smoother.

Posted by KirbySmartass
Member since Jul 2020
2987 posts
Posted on 6/11/22 at 1:19 pm to
a) weak troll, or b) more than a little weird, but you do you, sir.
Posted by Buryl
Member since Sep 2016
1022 posts
Posted on 6/11/22 at 2:21 pm to
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quote:
In Louisiana, the requirement to drive in the right lane only applies to "multilane highways;" it doesn't apply to surface streets.

I don’t care, it’s just common sense.


I respectfully disagree, and there's a reason that it's not required.

The right lane constantly has people turning on and off the road. Every time someone turns, all the cars behind them have to slow down or stop. If everyone travels in the right lane, it slows down the flow. That's why the left lane is for "through" traffic.

Traveling in the left lane also allows cars to turn onto to road without cutting across a lane of traffic.

If someone is going 10 under in the city, I'm going to be frustrated, doesn't matter what lane they are in.

Posted by redneck hippie
Oklahoma
Member since Dec 2008
6283 posts
Posted on 6/11/22 at 2:27 pm to
I’m always wondering why people don’t just leave the house a little earlier so they don’t have to drive so damned fast.
My wife has to remind me some people just haul arse everywhere they go regardless of being late or on time
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98740 posts
Posted on 6/11/22 at 2:38 pm to
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My wife has to remind me some people just haul arse everywhere they go regardless of being late or on time


That’s me

I can be early but still don’t feel like I’m getting anything accomplished unless I’m passing people
Posted by MEd LSU
Member since Dec 2018
3687 posts
Posted on 6/11/22 at 2:44 pm to
You ever contact my vehicle with that shi- i will own every thing you have I hate people who are agressive drivers Most of them have small penis or they are a tampon host
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30011 posts
Posted on 6/11/22 at 3:31 pm to
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Guy did this to me last week on I-20 driving from Shreveport. I'm in the right lane, minding my own business, driving about 85mph. Some guy is coming down the onramp and I'm going so fast I don't think anything of it. Except ol' boy was driving like a 2013 Challenger and decided he needed to come out of the onramp all hell's bells, swept in right behind me, then went left and swooped in back to right mere inches from the front of my stupid Ford Explorer, like that's supposed to be some kind of challenge or something.

What a small dick, country hick.



Ole baw just had to get up to 100 as quickly as possible, saving gas is important these days.
Posted by Last Renegade
Member since May 2022
94 posts
Posted on 6/11/22 at 8:21 pm to
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Found the dude who drives his fat arse wife around in a fake bitch hummer, who also hates mini van dudes because he's pissed that he's got 84 months left on a pos, all for his fat as frick wife.
Don't own a Hummer or a fat wife.

Have a paid for 2017 SUV and a paid for 2016 plain Chevy Silverado 2 wheel drive.

Sorry about your minivan.
Posted by Last Renegade
Member since May 2022
94 posts
Posted on 6/11/22 at 8:23 pm to
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Found another tiny dick guy.
Average dick
quote:

Drive a 4 Runner and wife isn’t a fat, sorry to disappoint.
Yep! A 93 4 Runner and I'm sure that toothless methhead is skinny as...well, skinny as a methhead.
Posted by xiv
Parody. #AdminsRule
Member since Feb 2004
39508 posts
Posted on 6/11/22 at 8:24 pm to
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left lane
When I’m passing in the left lane (always going at least 5 over) and a baw tailgates me because I’m not passing fast enough for his liking, I always slow down 3 or so to antagonize him, and it is beyond exhilarating.
Posted by Last Renegade
Member since May 2022
94 posts
Posted on 6/11/22 at 8:25 pm to
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Last time I counted I had six, but my husband can do wheelies in the mini van on I-110
Six chins and a pound of cheese in them.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
168614 posts
Posted on 6/11/22 at 8:25 pm to
I suppose my driver, and, in particular, the henchman (or men) accompanying us would not tolerate such tomfoolery.
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6082 posts
Posted on 6/11/22 at 8:27 pm to
Their dick, or used to be dick, smells like poo. Something about puberty blockers.
Posted by KirbySmartass
Member since Jul 2020
2987 posts
Posted on 6/11/22 at 8:39 pm to
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Yep! A 93 4 Runner and I'm sure that toothless methhead is skinny as...well, skinny as a methhead.


If that makes you feel better while you’re giving the chub a smack and attempting to ride the wave in, then, sure, yeah, go with that.
Posted by dsides
Member since Jan 2013
6153 posts
Posted on 6/11/22 at 8:44 pm to
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When I’m passing in the left lane (always going at least 5 over) and a baw tailgates me because I’m not passing fast enough for his liking, I always slow down 3 or so to antagonize him, and it is beyond exhilarating.


That’s because you are an @sshole as evidenced by this and all of your posts
Posted by turnpiketiger
Member since May 2020
11985 posts
Posted on 6/11/22 at 8:47 pm to
The one that annoys me is when you’re turning and someone is on your arse and they don’t give you a chance to speed up before they whip around you to pass.
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