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re: Question for OT Docs RE Dog Bite

Posted on 5/11/18 at 10:41 pm to
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 10:41 pm to
Actually cleaning with peroxide isn’t recommended anymore cause it can kill healthy tissue.

Posted by FearTheFish
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 10:41 pm to
Does it look like this?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 10:42 pm to
I just piss on it and make sure I don't wash my hands.
Posted by HaveMercy
Member since Dec 2014
3000 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 10:43 pm to
Not worried about rabies.

The dog was licking its arse moments before it but me.

My MIL was crying, literrally crying tears that I would suggest her dog had germs. The FIL actually said how dare you.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 10:45 pm to
Well then they are idiots. I hope your wife is smarter than they are.
Posted by HaveMercy
Member since Dec 2014
3000 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 10:48 pm to
Well, I'm the wife and as usual when the in laws visit, my husband is conventially AWOL.

They are threatening to go to a hotel - I am offering to pay and to drive them.

Just for shits and giggles. I just said I need to report this to animal control and the beast will quarantined for 6 months. My finger looks like Mr Hanky - I'm going HAM in these frickers.
This post was edited on 5/11/18 at 10:51 pm
Posted by DaBeerz
Member since Sep 2004
18288 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 10:50 pm to
Human bites are worse than dog bites so stfu about the cleanliness of a dog mouth, yours is worse
Posted by HaveMercy
Member since Dec 2014
3000 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 10:53 pm to
I don't recall ever having licked my own or anyone else's a-hole so I'm going to go with a nah, you're dumb.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 10:53 pm to
quote:

They are threatening to go to a hotel


Happy Mother’s Day to you!!

I would be playing up that injury
“I had wanted to get a special manicure for Mother’s Day and now it is RUINED!(cue tears)”
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29437 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 10:53 pm to
Flush it out with some super saturated alt water. It won't feel good.

Give it a rinse with some peroxide.

Slather in Neosporin. You'll be fine in the morning.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
76485 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 10:54 pm to
You need Augmentin.
Posted by beachdude
FL
Member since Nov 2008
6290 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 10:54 pm to
More germs where your finger has been than where that dog’s teeth were. Unless a dog has rabies, a superficial bite isn’t going to kill you. If your mother in law bites you, get a tetanus shot.
Posted by HaveMercy
Member since Dec 2014
3000 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 10:58 pm to
So can I wait till morning for the Augementin??

Full disclosure. I just went through a treatment bc I diont have the antibodies to fight off a staph colony.

My finger looks bad - way swollen, hot and throbbing - the holes have closed up. I have been putting mupricen on it all day.
Posted by Anonymous95
Member since Sep 2014
2101 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 10:58 pm to
quote:

my husband is conventially AWOL.

quote:

I don't recall ever having licked my own or anyone else's a-hole


I may know where he went...
This post was edited on 5/11/18 at 11:00 pm
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Member since Feb 2006
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 10:59 pm to
Son of a bitch
Posted by Dorothy
Munchkinland
Member since Oct 2008
18154 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 11:00 pm to
What kind of dogs were involved? We need to know breeds to determine the proper level of outrage.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 11:00 pm to
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Member since Feb 2006
59051 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 11:03 pm to
I like how they assumed the dogs mouth is sterile. Like human mouths aren’t chocked full of bacteria.
Posted by DaBeerz
Member since Sep 2004
18288 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 11:06 pm to
quote:

Human bites are often more dangerous than animal bites because the human mouth has more bacteria in it than most animals' mouths. It is very easy for a human bite to become infected. However, any bite that breaks the skin can become infected and should be treated by your healthcare provider.


You asked for doc opinions, I could link all night long. Human mouth/bite worse than dog regardless of any a-hole
This post was edited on 5/11/18 at 11:10 pm
Posted by HaveMercy
Member since Dec 2014
3000 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 11:06 pm to
Well, my dog is a pit mix, the
MIL devil is a Boston terrier.

Boston terriers are usually the most chill lad back dog's, but because this dog has absorbed his master'z personality, it's crazy.

Oh and my human children, their grandchildren have never ever been allowed in their houses, but they bring their POS dog to mine. F this, I'm done.
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