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"Pregnant with diarrhea" is no way to go through life when carrying meth

Posted on 5/16/17 at 12:22 pm
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35297 posts
Posted on 5/16/17 at 12:22 pm


quote:

She identified herself as Holly Smith, but the deputy recognized her as Christina Sarao because the deputy has “had prior interactions with her.” Sarao hopped out of the truck and started running, and the deputy caught her. “I have to poop and I’m pregnant!” Sarao is quoted as yelling. Investigators determined Sarao had three warrants, along with methamphetamine and a pipe in her brassiere.


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This post was edited on 5/16/17 at 12:29 pm
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
16885 posts
Posted on 5/16/17 at 12:25 pm to
Mom?
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70162 posts
Posted on 5/16/17 at 12:26 pm to
I would hit it.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 5/16/17 at 12:27 pm to
quote:

brassiere


Posted by OscarGolden
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 5/16/17 at 4:19 pm to
She looks way better from the side
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 5/16/17 at 4:21 pm to
You're just on a roll today
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
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Posted on 5/16/17 at 4:23 pm to
Thanks for the unlimited popups in the link.
This post was edited on 5/16/17 at 4:23 pm
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
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Posted on 5/16/17 at 4:24 pm to
thought this thread was about LSUPimp's daughter
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
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Posted on 5/16/17 at 4:26 pm to
quote:

“I asked her where she got the meth from and she stated down the road at a yard sale,” the affidavit states.


Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104305 posts
Posted on 5/16/17 at 4:27 pm to
I happened to be the only guy on a business trip with several women when they started talking about their pregnancies. One of them talked about eating Mexican food the night she went into labor and shat refried beans all over the bed/operating table/whatever. The others nodded like it was NBD.
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