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Posted on 3/6/14 at 12:41 pm to lsunurse
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You are lucky it didn't do any damage to your wife's incision.
I'm not that big.
Posted on 3/6/14 at 12:43 pm to lsunurse
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Yeah and it can be more if she had a c section as well. Even though nothing was "cut" down there....people forget that a c section is major surgery and sex isn't gonna help that incision heal.
Some of these folks thinking you can poke a poon 48 hours after a section are almost comical if not for the risk of killing your baby's momma. C section often has a longer period of abstinence for a reason. Her uterus was sliced open a good 4 inches. We ain't talking about pain from the episiotomy. Talking internal bleeding and serious risk for infection if you get to knocking things around in there.
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Posted on 3/6/14 at 12:43 pm to djangochained
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Posted on 3/6/14 at 12:44 pm to Ghostfacedistiller
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Yeah, mine's about 30 weeks. I think I've had sex twice since Thanksgiving, neither time she was into it. Of course, it's not much different otherwise. Put a ring on and the fun ends.
You depress me.
Posted on 3/6/14 at 12:46 pm to Ghostfacedistiller
quote:yeah.. frick. That.
Yeah, mine's about 30 weeks. I think I've had sex twice since Thanksgiving, neither time she was into it. Of course, it's not much different otherwise. Put a ring on and the fun ends.
Posted on 3/6/14 at 12:47 pm to mikelbr
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Her uterus was sliced open a good 4 inches
Let's also not forget that her insides were on her belly at one point so the dr could get to the uterus to cut it open and grab the baby. Then the uterus is stiched shut and all those insides(like your intestines) are just shoved back into that small incision they make.
Posted on 3/6/14 at 12:48 pm to lsunurse
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Let's also not forget that her insides were on her belly at one point so the dr could get to the uterus to cut it open and grab the baby. Then the uterus is stiched shut and all those insides(like your intestines) are just shoved back into that small incision they make.
Sho nuff. Good point. Dad gets a good chance to see ovaries just laying around on her belly. Fortunately mama won't see that.
Oh the smell of that initial cut. :yak:
Posted on 3/6/14 at 12:49 pm to lsunurse
I like when nurse talks dirty
Posted on 3/6/14 at 12:49 pm to lsunurse
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Let's also not forget that her insides were on her belly at one point
Yea....that was pretty crazy. Talking to my wife while all her stuff was off to the side....I've literally seen inside of her.
eta: The sex less than 48 hrs after was actually for her benefit. I wanted to get her off on the right foot and let her know I still found her sexy as ever after having our son.
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Posted on 3/6/14 at 12:49 pm to djangochained
Posted on 3/6/14 at 1:00 pm to Ghostfacedistiller
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Yeah, mine's about 30 weeks. I think I've had sex twice since Thanksgiving, neither time she was into it. Of course, it's not much different otherwise. Put a ring on and the fun ends.
This is worse, but closer to my reality.
I'm going to try and double my once a month allowance in March since it's my birth month.
Posted on 3/6/14 at 1:06 pm to GRTiger
Once a month?? For real? Thats terrible.. prayers to you and your cock and balls.
Posted on 3/6/14 at 1:07 pm to JPLIII
quote:does this make sense to anyone?
Though it wasn't full blown join at it, it's my understanding that they in fact have intercourse....from what I hear anyway.
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Posted on 3/6/14 at 1:08 pm to CarRamrod
leave me alone.
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Though it wasn't full blown goin at it, it's my understanding that they did in fact have intercourse....from what I hear anyway.
This post was edited on 3/6/14 at 1:09 pm
Posted on 3/6/14 at 1:09 pm to lsunurse
quote:is it bad i got popped a boner reading that?
Let's also not forget that her insides were on her belly at one point so the dr could get to the uterus to cut it open and grab the baby. Then the uterus is stiched shut and all those insides(like your intestines) are just shoved back into that small incision they make.
Posted on 3/6/14 at 1:11 pm to JPLIII
quote:ok.... Im just glad you stopped fricking dudes.
leave me alone.
Posted on 3/6/14 at 1:13 pm to Impotent Waffle
It doesn't help that I'm out of town 12-16 days out of the month.
Posted on 3/6/14 at 1:15 pm to GRTiger
There's 0% I would be faithful if my wife only gave me sex once a month.
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