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re: Pregnant sex, does it get any better?

Posted on 3/6/14 at 12:41 pm to
Posted by Uncle JackD
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Posted on 3/6/14 at 12:41 pm to
Damn son, and I thought I was impatient
Posted by JPLIII
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Posted on 3/6/14 at 12:41 pm to
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You are lucky it didn't do any damage to your wife's incision.



I'm not that big.
Posted by lsunurse
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Posted on 3/6/14 at 12:42 pm to
Nothing to do with that.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 3/6/14 at 12:43 pm to
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Yeah and it can be more if she had a c section as well. Even though nothing was "cut" down there....people forget that a c section is major surgery and sex isn't gonna help that incision heal.

Some of these folks thinking you can poke a poon 48 hours after a section are almost comical if not for the risk of killing your baby's momma. C section often has a longer period of abstinence for a reason. Her uterus was sliced open a good 4 inches. We ain't talking about pain from the episiotomy. Talking internal bleeding and serious risk for infection if you get to knocking things around in there.
This post was edited on 3/6/14 at 12:44 pm
Posted by Ghostfacedistiller
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Posted on 3/6/14 at 12:43 pm to
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This post was edited on 12/1/14 at 8:32 am
Posted by JPLIII
Broussard - terd supporter
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 3/6/14 at 12:44 pm to
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Yeah, mine's about 30 weeks. I think I've had sex twice since Thanksgiving, neither time she was into it. Of course, it's not much different otherwise. Put a ring on and the fun ends.



You depress me.
Posted by Uncle JackD
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 3/6/14 at 12:46 pm to
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Yeah, mine's about 30 weeks. I think I've had sex twice since Thanksgiving, neither time she was into it. Of course, it's not much different otherwise. Put a ring on and the fun ends.
yeah.. frick. That.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 3/6/14 at 12:47 pm to
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Her uterus was sliced open a good 4 inches


Let's also not forget that her insides were on her belly at one point so the dr could get to the uterus to cut it open and grab the baby. Then the uterus is stiched shut and all those insides(like your intestines) are just shoved back into that small incision they make.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 3/6/14 at 12:48 pm to
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Let's also not forget that her insides were on her belly at one point so the dr could get to the uterus to cut it open and grab the baby. Then the uterus is stiched shut and all those insides(like your intestines) are just shoved back into that small incision they make.

Sho nuff. Good point. Dad gets a good chance to see ovaries just laying around on her belly. Fortunately mama won't see that.
Oh the smell of that initial cut. :yak:
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
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Posted on 3/6/14 at 12:49 pm to
I like when nurse talks dirty
Posted by JPLIII
Broussard - terd supporter
Member since Jan 2008
22630 posts
Posted on 3/6/14 at 12:49 pm to
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Let's also not forget that her insides were on her belly at one point


Yea....that was pretty crazy. Talking to my wife while all her stuff was off to the side....I've literally seen inside of her.

eta: The sex less than 48 hrs after was actually for her benefit. I wanted to get her off on the right foot and let her know I still found her sexy as ever after having our son.
This post was edited on 3/6/14 at 12:55 pm
Posted by TH3 LSU TIG3R
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 3/6/14 at 12:49 pm to
:confused: :confused:
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 3/6/14 at 1:00 pm to
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Yeah, mine's about 30 weeks. I think I've had sex twice since Thanksgiving, neither time she was into it. Of course, it's not much different otherwise. Put a ring on and the fun ends.


This is worse, but closer to my reality.

I'm going to try and double my once a month allowance in March since it's my birth month.
Posted by Impotent Waffle
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 3/6/14 at 1:06 pm to
Once a month?? For real? Thats terrible.. prayers to you and your cock and balls.
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 3/6/14 at 1:07 pm to
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Though it wasn't full blown join at it, it's my understanding that they in fact have intercourse....from what I hear anyway.
does this make sense to anyone?
This post was edited on 3/6/14 at 1:07 pm
Posted by JPLIII
Broussard - terd supporter
Member since Jan 2008
22630 posts
Posted on 3/6/14 at 1:08 pm to
leave me alone.

quote:

Though it wasn't full blown goin at it, it's my understanding that they did in fact have intercourse....from what I hear anyway.
This post was edited on 3/6/14 at 1:09 pm
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58274 posts
Posted on 3/6/14 at 1:09 pm to
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Let's also not forget that her insides were on her belly at one point so the dr could get to the uterus to cut it open and grab the baby. Then the uterus is stiched shut and all those insides(like your intestines) are just shoved back into that small incision they make.
is it bad i got popped a boner reading that?
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58274 posts
Posted on 3/6/14 at 1:11 pm to
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leave me alone.
ok.... Im just glad you stopped fricking dudes.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68893 posts
Posted on 3/6/14 at 1:13 pm to
It doesn't help that I'm out of town 12-16 days out of the month.
Posted by Uncle JackD
Member since Nov 2007
59429 posts
Posted on 3/6/14 at 1:15 pm to
There's 0% I would be faithful if my wife only gave me sex once a month.
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