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re: Porn is making men impotent.

Posted on 3/31/16 at 8:31 am to
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
45669 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 8:31 am to
It is not the porn, it is the American women getting chunky.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 8:32 am to
Solution could be make women watch a lot of porn too.

That way they think its normal to get bukkaked by their teachers after getting DP'ed by the football team.

Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61451 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 8:32 am to
quote:

real life when your wife catches you banging the babysitter it doesn't turn into a threesome.



Speak for yourself
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 8:35 am to
quote:

Solution could be make women watch a lot of porn too

Probably why all these teachers are getting arrested for fricking their students.

Art imitates life and then life imitates art.
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
11172 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 8:40 am to
What they mean to say is they masturbate impulsively to porn and probably don't go more than a day without doing so. I guarantee if they take a few days off, they'll be ready to go.
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 8:41 am to
welp evolution peptides just got a boost
Posted by mattgr1983
Austin, Tx
Member since Oct 2012
2434 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 8:42 am to
quote:

Solution could be make women watch a lot of porn too. That way they think its normal to get bukkaked by their teachers after getting DP'ed by the football team.


I am dating a girl who really likes porn. It is fantastic.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
95812 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 8:42 am to
quote:

In real life when your wife catches you banging the babysitter it doesn't turn into a threesome.


At least, not always.
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 8:43 am to
Also with that VR porn shite coming out it aint getting better any time soon
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
16794 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 8:46 am to
I've overheard a couple young guys that work on my floor trying to figure out a way to score viagra. They are mid 20s....how sad.
Posted by Bossier2323
Bossier CIty
Member since Sep 2014
1917 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 8:49 am to
I jack off so many times a day my wiener only stays half hard while I'm beating on it. I haven't had a fully erect dick in years.

Eta- I am in my mid 20's and I frequently take liquid Cialis
This post was edited on 3/31/16 at 8:51 am
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 8:54 am to
Maybe they wouldn't have a problem if they quit jacking it 10 times a day
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I've overheard a couple young guys that work on my floor trying to figure out a way to score viagra.
We used to slip it to buddies before going out or to a party. I'm assuming if someone actually needs it, they'd already have a prescription
This post was edited on 3/31/16 at 8:56 am
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
24300 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 8:54 am to
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How come I have to be expected to act like the douchebag men in movies that go over the top to show their love for their woman, but i can't expect my woman to be Gianna Michaels in bed?
I know. There is no way my wife would join in if she caught me banging her friend, but Ava Devine would
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 8:55 am to
Wow dude. You need to find another hobby. You're gonna be done for good before you hit 30.

Of course then again, it's going to end up a case of the land of the blind where the one-eyed man is king. I might be in my 50's hitting chicks 30 years younger than me because all the guys their age can't get it up.
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 8:56 am to
quote:

It is not the porn, it is the American women getting chunky.

Let's not act like the American male is getting more fit.

This board glorifies the "dad bod".
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
24300 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 8:57 am to
quote:

What they mean to say is they masturbate impulsively to porn and probably don't go more than a day without doing so. I guarantee if they take a few days off, they'll be ready to go.


good luck with that
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
16794 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 8:58 am to
I've been there and the younger girls are catching on. I'm approaching 39 and the last chick I was with was 28. She was floored that we could have sex back to back with only a few minutes rest. Apparently the guy she previously dated was her age and could barely get it up long enough to finish once.
Posted by uway
Member since Sep 2004
33109 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 9:01 am to
I'm glad I was a teen in the 90s and not the late 2000s.

By the way this "plastic brain" concept should be much more studied and understood than it is. But it won't be.
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
24300 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 9:01 am to
quote:

Porn is fun but it's not realistic.
False. If you have the money you can get those same chicks you see on spankbang doing all that nasty, perverted stuff that gets your blood going to do it for you for the same price.

quote:

In real life when your wife catches you banging the babysitter it doesn't turn into a threesome.
Money may be able to solve that problem as well, depending on the wife.
Posted by Bossier2323
Bossier CIty
Member since Sep 2014
1917 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 9:02 am to
I hope you're not plowing my wife. She's 28 and I've never gone back to back with her. Now I'm nervous
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