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Police: OT Woman drove drunk to pick up man charged with DWI

Posted on 6/30/18 at 12:58 am
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 12:58 am
Is Melissa a good woman?

quote:

Authorities say a woman drove drunk to a New Jersey police station where she was picking up a man who had been charged with drunken driving.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31596 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 1:01 am to
No, but she does try though.
Posted by SpanishFortTiger
Spanish Fort, Alabama
Member since Dec 2014
1662 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 1:27 am to
Extremely plausible given most people don’t drink alone
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 1:28 am to
WhAt a fricking idiot
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 7:01 am to
Had a similar situation happen to me. My sober buddy decided to drive us home from the bar because I was hammered. Cop pulls us over. He wasn't worried, because he only had two drinks at the bar. The DWI Task Force cops decided he was way too drunk to be driving, and took him to the bus. They gave me the FSTs, and told me I was good to go, even though I was shitfaced.

So I went on about my business and drove home. Continued drinking, and the cop calls my cell phone 30 minutes later telling me to come pick my buddy up from the DWI bus. In the background, I heard my buddy yell, "Don't, they're gonna arrest you!". I told the cop that I wasn't gonna pick my dude up, and that since he took him, it was his job to bring him back.

A few minutes later, the cop comes rolling down my street in Southdowns going like 50, opens the back door, tells my buddy to GTFO, and hauls arse away.

I'm assuming the cops baited this drunk chick into coming to pick up the guy. She was just dumb enough to fall for it. Two birds with one stone
This post was edited on 6/30/18 at 7:02 am
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Az via La
Member since Feb 2006
13371 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 7:07 am to
Geezus- good story
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 7:13 am to
Was pretty sketchy leaving the parking lot. I wanted to sleep in the truck, and they told me they'd tow it if I didn't go home. Took the chance, and it worked out


Eta: It was leaving The Cove
This post was edited on 6/30/18 at 7:13 am
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138846 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 7:35 am to
Sounds like she did the Rockaway

Lean back....lean back...lean back....lean back...
Posted by Marlbud
Member since Jun 2017
964 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 7:49 am to
My wife has done that.
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 9:24 am to
quote:

So I went on about my business and drove home.
Just to clarify, you are a very selfish, shitty person for driving drunk.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
9009 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 9:35 am to
Not surprising. I've been in situations where the cop made a drunker person drive because they deemed the driver too drunk. wtf.
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
25812 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 9:38 am to
Back in my old Bayou days, we'd send a sober "ringer" out to the hill to create a diversion. He'd get in the car and turn on the wipers and flashers, and keep breaking. The cops would all descend on him while all us drunks would drive off.
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