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re: Police impersonator handcuffs officer, threatens customers at Whole Foods in DC
Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:59 am to RedRifle
Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:59 am to RedRifle
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recovered one 9mm Speer Hollow Point Live Round
Glad they stopped a mass shooting
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possession of unregistered ammunition
Dafuq??
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 12:00 pm to AbitaFan08
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Holy shite. I was at a Whole Foods yesterday. Could have just as easily been me impersonating an officer.
Really makes you think.
I impersonated an officer once. When the real cops showed up, I beat up the nearest black person and shot a stray dog. Cops fell for it and let me go.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 12:01 pm to WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
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How fricking old are you?
We don't refer to them as dildos like aggies
Posted on 4/11/18 at 12:50 pm to upgrayedd
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register ammunition?
A few years back a few areas passed laws making the registration take place at purchase.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 1:21 pm to Areddishfish
I imagine it went something like this:
Cop: Hey you! Stop right there, you're under arrest.
Perpetrator: No, You're under arrest! I'm the police, see my knock-off badge.
Cop: Awe shucks, I guess you're right, ok
Cop: Hey you! Stop right there, you're under arrest.
Perpetrator: No, You're under arrest! I'm the police, see my knock-off badge.
Cop: Awe shucks, I guess you're right, ok
Posted on 4/11/18 at 1:37 pm to RedRifle
If I was the cop he cuffed this would be the best kept secret in America.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 2:37 pm to usc6158
When I go to Whole Foods, which is rare, I always go to the one in Tenleytown. No homeless people bothering you at that one.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 2:41 pm to SCLibertarian
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I still to this day have no idea what the allure is of impersonating a cop, especially when there's no financial or material benefit to the offender.
Retards who are unable to be cops, but want the power and feeling of being "authority".
Posted on 4/11/18 at 2:42 pm to usc6158
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This is my normal post-work Whole Foods. It's a strange mix of college students and homeless people both inside and outside.
Isn't Foggy Bottoms the hot spot for young DC residents now? I feel like I see that area talked about everywhere.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 2:47 pm to RedRifle
I'm sure the guys down at the precinct will have some fun with the cop that got himself cuffed. 99% chance that he just picked up a new nickname that he will carry with him for the rest of his career.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 2:50 pm to SCLibertarian
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Before I went to law school,
Searching for the relevance of this piece of information.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 2:51 pm to Areddishfish
If you've seen the average MPD officer you wouldn't be surprised that one let this happen.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 2:57 pm to TigersSEC2010
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Isn't Foggy Bottoms the hot spot for young DC residents now? I
WHat is this 2003?
City Center or bust.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 2:59 pm to RedRifle
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When officers arrived at the scene and approached Graham, police say he became aggressive and handcuffed one of the officers. Graham then demanded the officer to "stop resisting."
Honestly...that's kind of funny.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 4:26 pm to SCLibertarian
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Before I went to law school, I was at a stoplight in Conway, SC trying to turn left into a shopping center to get a new phone. In front of me was a car that failed to turn left when the green arrow came on. I honked the horn twice, the car turned left and I went into the store. I really thought nothing of it at the time.
When I got into the store, I was soon approached by a woman who flashed me a badge and told me she was a cop. She said I had violated the law by honking my horn at her. I called her an idiot and told her that a horn was on the vehicle for a specific purpose: to alert people of a traffic violation. She again threatened me, pulled out a set of handcuffs and then threatened to arrest a store employee who attempted to intervene.
At that point, I asked for her name, department and badge number and I asked to see her badge again. She proceeded to run out of the store and drive away. The store clerk got her license plate number, we filed a police report and she was arrested. We found out later she got jail time because this wasn't her first offense.
I still to this day have no idea what the allure is of impersonating a cop, especially when there's no financial or material benefit to the offender.
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