re: Pick three things to be placed in a time capsule that will be opened in 3017

I'll go with 3 things that are likely to be extinct in 1000 years.

Redheads



Pitbulls



Cortana Mall

Obama's head
Kerry's head
Hillary's head

Just sayin' ... that would do the trick.

Think about it.

Could throw in Sanders' and Warren's heads as a bonus.

We're being rhetorical here, of course, and I am.in no way advocating the actual beheading of these people ... but the heads could be wrapped in a proper fish wrap - like maybe various copies of the NYT and WoPo, etc., ... to leave the futurites scratching their own heads and wondering, "how could these people who were obviously so loved and worshipped by everyone in the world (according to the newspapers) end up with their heads in this time capsule buried deep in the earth and with so many centuries of piss and feces obviously having been defecated on this spot since burial.

Anyways.

- 2017 Sports Almanac.
- A book on the dotcom stock bubble with lots of details on the stock market side of things.
- A $1 bill with a note attached to it telling them where and when to find me in 1995 if time travel has been invented in 3017.

My td.com username
A ken griffey jr rookie upper deck baseball card
A handful of coins

I don't think the human race will make it another thousand years...

1. A small plastic vial containing 1 snowflake- melted, of course.
2. A picture of Pepe
3. A smartphone.

Condom/rubber