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Photos of Kim Jong Un’s Heart Surgeon released

Posted on 4/25/20 at 3:20 pm
Posted by FenrirTheBeard
NOLA
Member since Jun 2012
6433 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 3:20 pm


quote:

In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, Yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No english, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 3:21 pm to
Kim Jong wasn't Japanese.
Posted by FenrirTheBeard
NOLA
Member since Jun 2012
6433 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 3:22 pm to
Clearly you don’t get the reference.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
49444 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 3:22 pm to
That surgeon has already seen the business end of this.

Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
17717 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 3:26 pm to
Images in of Kim Jong Un's Heart Surgeon's residency training released


Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8447 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 3:26 pm to
Posted by FenrirTheBeard
NOLA
Member since Jun 2012
6433 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 3:28 pm to
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4000 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 3:32 pm to
quote:




Pretty cool that they even used an actual picture of Kim Jong Un
Posted by D011ahbi11
Member since Jun 2007
13621 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 3:33 pm to
Congrats on being the 7 millionth person to make this very original joke
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
17717 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 3:34 pm to
quote:

Pretty cool that they even used an actual picture of Kim Jong Un




Good call, didn't even think about that one ! Kim or Shemp Howard ?

Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 3:36 pm to
If it was a fitting quote it would be funny.
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8591 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 3:37 pm to
This would be more realistic.


Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

Pretty cool that they even used an actual picture of Kim Jong Un


Even got the penis size right.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20153 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 3:39 pm to
Posted by tzimme4
Metairie
Member since Jan 2008
28419 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 3:41 pm to
Posted by Celery
Nuevo York
Member since Nov 2010
11093 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 3:43 pm to
Heart-a surgeon number one
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

Shemp Howard

Shemp > Curly.

Fight me.
Posted by thermal9221
Youngsville
Member since Feb 2005
13265 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 3:46 pm to
What sonic do I meet you
Posted by Iron Lion
Sipsey
Member since Nov 2014
11814 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 3:51 pm to
quote:

Kim Jong wasn't Japanese.

Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 3:53 pm to
quote:

What sonic do I meet you

I was gonna say Brooklyn, in honor of the Stooges, but the closest one is in Flushing.

Is that good for you?
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