re: Pettiest reasons you have stopped seeing/dating a woman

I went on a date once with a chick who never watched tv. I thought that was weird.

Another date said she wasn’t big on tailgating or going to LSU games. Deal breaker.

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One because she had cancer (she had recovered)

Another wouldn’t shut the frick up

Several due to lack of pedicures

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I need to add one more to this list.

Several were poor so I broke up with them.

I only feel guilty about the Cancer girl and one of the poor girls as she could have been trained.

Laughed during a scene in a movie where someone fell but it wasn't meant as funny, it was sad and a sign they were dying.

When I realized that a new date lived right down the street and could see the parking area for my apartment from her front porch.

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Pettiest reasons you have stopped seeing/dating a woman

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Said she would have me arrested if I didn't quit calling.

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I broke up with a girl in college because her bday was coming up and I didn’t want to buy her anything

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Solid move when you're a poor student. I did similar things with Christmas too when the relationship was mediocre.

She had a penis

But seriously. The taller women ive been with had long legs and a shorter midsection so once on the back they were the same as me pretty much.

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once on the back

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Expand your horizons dude.

Dated with a gal who was attractive,smart, Masters from Cal Berkeley, had a great six figure job with the Fed goverment, loved sex, loved to give BJs and wanted me to come in her mouth as she liked the taste of it.

But she was a bad drinker. When she drank she would get stupid drunk and keep drinking until she either got sick or passed out.

I talked to her about it, but she said that she loved to drink and she would not stop, so finally had to kick her to the curb.

She was 1/4 American Indian and she blamed her drinking stupidity on that.

Ugly feet