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People Confess Things They Did As Horny Teens
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:08 am
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:08 am
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Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:11 am to SG_Geaux
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:12 am to KarlMalonesFlipPhone
I DGAF about Reddit or who gets the hits.
This post was edited on 1/4/16 at 9:14 am
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:13 am to SG_Geaux
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I pumped soap in my dickhole cause I wanted to ejaculate bubbles. Ejaculating was still the same but pissing felt like hot lava for the next hour after that. EDIT: No bubbles :(
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:14 am to SG_Geaux
I guarantee there are people here who did weirder stuff when they were horny teens.
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:14 am to SG_Geaux
I jerked off to pics of your mom and sister.
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:17 am to KarlMalonesFlipPhone
You should be banned for linking reddit
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:17 am to KarlMalonesFlipPhone
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KarlMalonesFlipPhone
I had no clue there was a poster with this name.
I hope people didn't think I was quoting something you said in an earlier thread...I was quoting a fictional statement that could've been made by the phone itself about technology changing every five years.
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:18 am to KarlMalonesFlipPhone
quote:
Got my internet girlfriend's address, came in a small glass bottle, sealed it with wax and packaged it up. Went to the post office to ask an employee about shipping something with dry ice in it, when she asked what I was shipping it suddenly struck me that the whole thing might be a little weird so I excused myself and threw the bottle away.
not bad
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:20 am to SlowFlowPro
Why did he want to ship it with dry ice? Did he really need to preserve the viability of the sperm?
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:23 am to SG_Geaux
My favorite
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:36 am to SG_Geaux
Without looking I Have a feeling most of these will be weird dude stories and not hot chick stories. :/
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:39 am to SlowFlowPro
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:47 am to SG_Geaux
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:53 am to Havoc
Was feverishly jacking of when my mom walked in my bedroom one night. She was mortified and started screaming for me to stop. I could not stop but just kind of moaned and in a way was reaching out for help to her to physically force me to stop. She said stop a few more times but I think my eyes were rolled back in my head. It was like I was in a trance or something. She started to tear up and I said "It feels to good to quit." She left my room and I was scared to confront her the next day. We never discussed the event but her disposition towards me changed after that night.
Posted on 1/4/16 at 10:02 am to John88
When I was in 4th or 5th grade, I had this buddy who's dad had a locked drawer in the garage we knew his porn stash was in.
After many failed attempts over several visits over the school year, we finally located the key (above the door,duh) when his parents were out shopping...his older sister, who was in 8th or 9th grade watched us.
Imagine my confusion and my poor friend's shock and shame when we found the drawer to be full of...books.
Books with pirates and bikers on the covers...this was early 80s so thankfully not any photo mags available in that...format.
I was too young to realize what the implication was at the time...but there was one cover that gave me nightmares, as it was VERY graphic in it's depiction. I don't think he knew what we were looking at, either...it was very confusing.
He and I remained friends till high school before we kinda drifted as kids do, and we never EVER discussed it...and I NEVER said anything to any other kid about it.
Poor dude.
After many failed attempts over several visits over the school year, we finally located the key (above the door,duh) when his parents were out shopping...his older sister, who was in 8th or 9th grade watched us.
Imagine my confusion and my poor friend's shock and shame when we found the drawer to be full of...books.
Books with pirates and bikers on the covers...this was early 80s so thankfully not any photo mags available in that...format.
I was too young to realize what the implication was at the time...but there was one cover that gave me nightmares, as it was VERY graphic in it's depiction. I don't think he knew what we were looking at, either...it was very confusing.
He and I remained friends till high school before we kinda drifted as kids do, and we never EVER discussed it...and I NEVER said anything to any other kid about it.
Poor dude.
Posted on 1/4/16 at 10:26 am to 19
I'm confused by yo story...
Posted on 1/4/16 at 10:37 am to AUtigR24
quote:
I'm confused by yo story...
I think he is saying that his friends dad was gay. REALLY GAY.
Posted on 1/4/16 at 10:39 am to AUtigR24
His friends dad was a closet cocksucker
Posted on 1/4/16 at 10:47 am to SG_Geaux
Yeah, my guess is dude's old man was in the closet.
Bi-curious, at best.
He was married with 2 kids, and he wasn't effeminate in any way I can remember...plus, we were like 10 yr olds, hoping to see some boobs. We often talked about how AWESOME his mags must be to be locked up like that, (most Dad's porn stash at the time was tame by today's standards - Playboy was the norm, Penthouse was a real treat) and it sure as shite wasn't very well hidden much less locked up.
I can't imagine how my friend must have felt. Finding that in your dad's shite...WITH another kid present, too.
Bi-curious, at best.
He was married with 2 kids, and he wasn't effeminate in any way I can remember...plus, we were like 10 yr olds, hoping to see some boobs. We often talked about how AWESOME his mags must be to be locked up like that, (most Dad's porn stash at the time was tame by today's standards - Playboy was the norm, Penthouse was a real treat) and it sure as shite wasn't very well hidden much less locked up.
I can't imagine how my friend must have felt. Finding that in your dad's shite...WITH another kid present, too.
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