re: Pelham man accused of repeatedly striking woman with car, killing her...

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Both former Bama students

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Alabama Football Player's Diploma

     Bubba went to Alabama on a football scholarship.                   He  was a good Crimson Tide running back, but a poor student.
Come graduation day, Bubba didn't have enough credits, but he was a great football star. 
  
 The graduating students held a rally and demanded the dean give him a diploma anyway.

They were so insistent that the dean agreed if Bubba could answer one question correctly he
would give him a diploma.
The one question test was held in the auditorium and the graduating students packed the place.
It was standing room only.
The dean was on the stage and told Bubba to come up.  The dean had the diploma in his hand and said, "Bubba, if you can answer this question correctly I'll give you your diploma."
 
Bubba said he was ready and the dean asked him the question. "Bubba," he said, "How much is three times seven?"

  Bubba looked up at the ceiling and then down at his shoes, just pondering the question.
 
The students began chanting, "Graduate him anyway! Graduate him anyway!"

Then Bubba held up his hand and the auditorium became silent.
Bubba said, "I think I know the answer. Three times seven is twenty-one."
A hush fell over the auditorium and the Alabama graduating students began another chant.  "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"

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GeeOH

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I'm calling drugs.

The kid just posted a few weeks ago (with horrible grammar, nonetheless) about his friend that died from mixing drugs and "please dont fricking mix drugs we've gotta stop doing this blah blah blah)".

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Pretty sure he graduated a year or 2 after me and either graduated with my wife or the year before. Crazy.

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