re: Outdoor activities conducive to social distancing like golf, fishing, tennis

Largemouth Bass and Crappie can get the virus as well as people and when they filter oxygen through their gills it forms encapsulated virus bubbles that move to the surface. When it makes it to the surface, the bubble bursts and then the virus is dispersed into the anglers lungs if he is within 6 feet. So basically, there is no place on earth where you are safe. Please just stay in your bedroom until this is over sir. Questions are expected but you are worried about the wrong things. We will tell you when it is safe to leave.