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re: OT’s Favorite Pornstar is in Baton Rouge
Posted on 2/8/24 at 4:58 pm to Capitalist
Posted on 2/8/24 at 4:58 pm to Capitalist
You took a pornstar on a date to a strip club? Was this like a make a wish for white trash kind of situation? God bless brother
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Posted on 2/8/24 at 5:01 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
Even her photos are running a constant low grade fever.
Posted on 2/8/24 at 5:01 pm to LSUWoodworker
Here it is as an AI generated poem
In shadows cast by fame's cruel glare,
Jenna Reid, a star unseen, did fare.
A chance encounter, Cadillac's light,
She shunned, unseen, in fear's respite.
Becky Bandini, a tale untold,
In Penthouse's embrace, she did fold.
But clad in cloak of anonymity,
She hid her form from scrutiny.
Oh, how the stars doth dim their shine,
In shadows deep, they seek recline.
Yet, longing hearts, they do confide,
In whispers soft, their dreams abide.
A tale of stars, both bright and shy,
Their secrets kept, away from eye.
In hushed embrace, they find their peace,
As silent stars in skies release.
In shadows cast by fame's cruel glare,
Jenna Reid, a star unseen, did fare.
A chance encounter, Cadillac's light,
She shunned, unseen, in fear's respite.
Becky Bandini, a tale untold,
In Penthouse's embrace, she did fold.
But clad in cloak of anonymity,
She hid her form from scrutiny.
Oh, how the stars doth dim their shine,
In shadows deep, they seek recline.
Yet, longing hearts, they do confide,
In whispers soft, their dreams abide.
A tale of stars, both bright and shy,
Their secrets kept, away from eye.
In hushed embrace, they find their peace,
As silent stars in skies release.
Posted on 2/8/24 at 5:32 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
Someone needs to start an SEC pornstar tournament thread.
Posted on 2/8/24 at 5:33 pm to Capitalist
quote:
so I would look like a stud walking in the club, and instead she wearing baggy jeans and baggy dark hoodie, looked like I was on a date with Unibomber, and she sat like a dude with her legs spread open like a dude manspreading, but nothing to see because she was wearing baggy jeans, and she insisted we sit in the back in total disguise. Total bummer.
You think you look like a stud walking in with trash like that?
It’s more of a sad look. Like you hit rock bottom with a series of bad decisions that continued through that moment.
And you capped it off today by searching for an old worn out goblin porn chick thread to post a story about 2 completely unrelated porn stars that you sadly paid to hang out with you. One of them was so embarrassed to be seen with you she dressed like a Unibomber at her place of work.
Posted on 2/8/24 at 6:02 pm to Willie Stroker
quote:
You think you look like a stud walking in with trash like that? It’s more of a sad look. Like you hit rock bottom with a series of bad decisions that continued through that moment. And you capped it off today by searching for an old worn out goblin porn chick thread to post a story about 2 completely unrelated porn stars that you sadly paid to hang out with you. One of them was so embarrassed to be seen with you she dressed like a Unibomber at her place of work.
fricking devastation.
Posted on 2/8/24 at 6:10 pm to Capitalist
This post was edited on 3/3/24 at 10:03 am
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