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Posted on 9/3/23 at 8:22 am to notbilly
quote:It amazes me when silly little throwaway jokes "amazes" people
It never amazes me how many people don’t understand that this has nothing to do with a body count.
Posted on 9/3/23 at 8:36 am to Roaad
Let’s see
58 men
5 min per encounter (assume only 1/partner)
60 thrust/min
5 inch/thrust
Comes out to about 1.4 miles of dick
58 men
5 min per encounter (assume only 1/partner)
60 thrust/min
5 inch/thrust
Comes out to about 1.4 miles of dick
Posted on 9/3/23 at 9:16 am to DownSouthCrawfish
She almost certainly has HPV. It’s dicey.. my philosophy has always been ignorance is bliss, also don’t ask questions you don’t want to know the answer to
Posted on 9/3/23 at 9:20 am to Roaad
She's probably a 4 or 5, and by "decent job" she means that she works at Old Navy or Starbucks. No college. Has several visible tattoos, including an anchor that says "Never Sink". Occasionally has cold sores around her mouth that she says are just fever blisters. 100% drives a clapped out Altima with bubbled tint. Has a slight tinge of ghetto in her accent. Will likely have a surprise kid that lives with her parents.
She's looking for a guy that's 6'+ and makes six figures.
She's looking for a guy that's 6'+ and makes six figures.
Posted on 9/3/23 at 9:27 am to Roaad
We all know that if she admits to 58 tgst the real number is about 259.
You ain’t going anywhere with bumping into someone who has slept w your girl
You ain’t going anywhere with bumping into someone who has slept w your girl
Posted on 9/3/23 at 9:30 am to Roaad
In the world on apps, that's a low body count for a woman.
Posted on 9/3/23 at 9:47 am to notbilly
quote:
It never amazes me how many people don’t understand that this has nothing to do with a body count.
Sorry to hear about your girl's flappy vagina, bro. Tell Hope that the boys said thanks for the Arby's.
Posted on 9/3/23 at 9:48 am to Billy Blanks
Used to know a guy that said if they made tires out of pussy, they would never wear out.
Posted on 9/3/23 at 9:52 am to Saint Alfonzo
People still think that is how it works?
Posted on 9/3/23 at 9:56 am to jmarto1
quote:
People still think that is how it works?
And another one who doesn't know what a joke is.
Posted on 9/3/23 at 9:58 am to Roaad
quote:this is precious.
When her count is that high, you can rest assured that everything you are doing, has been done to her many, many times over.
My brother in Christ, a woman can allow the entry of one penis and be a pro. Also a woman can allow the club inside and you have to stop her from blowing you because she is terrible.
Posted on 9/3/23 at 9:59 am to DownSouthCrawfish
quote:Has zero to do with my post, but cute attempt
a woman can allow the entry of one penis and be a pro. Also a woman can allow the club inside and you have to stop her from blowing you because she is terrible.
This post was edited on 9/3/23 at 10:00 am
Posted on 9/3/23 at 10:04 am to Roaad
The problem is when the rule of three is applied, that means she’s slept with 174 men which yes is high mileage
Posted on 9/3/23 at 10:54 am to Roaad
Posted on 9/3/23 at 11:28 am to Roaad
When a woman tells you how many men she’s been with, multiply it by 8.
When a man says how many women he’s been with, divide it by 8.
When a man says how many women he’s been with, divide it by 8.
Posted on 9/3/23 at 11:48 am to Saint Alfonzo
quote:
Sorry to hear about your girl's flappy vagina, bro. Tell Hope that the boys said thanks for the Arby's.
So being with 58 men means she has a flappy vagina?
What about being with 1 guy for the same time frame? Same amount of sex, just 1 partner, but magically no flappy vagina?
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