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Opinion on Bday gift idea
Posted on 8/19/18 at 10:51 am
Posted on 8/19/18 at 10:51 am
So my cousin’s bday is today,
and just like 85% of my other cousins, I don’t think I’ve ever given him a bday gift.
So I’m in the gym fidgeting with my underwear to better position my exaggeratedly-bulged silicone package I purchased from icantsay.com. Anyway while I’m doing leg extensions, I had an idea for a gift.
I could create this cool and legit-looking certificate for a free 45-minute FaceTime session w me that’s valid for 3 months from today. Considering offering a shirtless option just torn on whether to make that free or for a nominal charge.
But i digress...
Thoughts?
This is a serious question, btw.
and just like 85% of my other cousins, I don’t think I’ve ever given him a bday gift.
So I’m in the gym fidgeting with my underwear to better position my exaggeratedly-bulged silicone package I purchased from icantsay.com. Anyway while I’m doing leg extensions, I had an idea for a gift.
I could create this cool and legit-looking certificate for a free 45-minute FaceTime session w me that’s valid for 3 months from today. Considering offering a shirtless option just torn on whether to make that free or for a nominal charge.
But i digress...
Thoughts?
This is a serious question, btw.
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Posted on 8/19/18 at 10:51 am to Twain
What the frick is this shite
Posted on 8/19/18 at 10:53 am to Twain
Huh
Posted on 8/19/18 at 10:59 am to Twain
So, you want to Face Time with your male cousin as you sit topless? Is that the deal?
Posted on 8/19/18 at 11:13 am to Sody Cracker
Maybe a joint counseling session is in order
Posted on 8/19/18 at 11:24 am to Twain
quote:horry shite you live....
Twain
Posted on 8/19/18 at 11:25 am to Twain
You sound like a huge tool for the record. I’m sure he’d consider you not showing up to his birthday celebration as a great gift.
This post was edited on 8/19/18 at 11:27 am
Posted on 8/19/18 at 11:30 am to Twain
Y'all could FaceTime circle jerk together, have a race to see who finishes first, see who shoots a bigger load, etc
Posted on 8/19/18 at 11:32 am to Twain
Link not working.
Posted on 8/19/18 at 11:33 am to Twain
Why not just meet up irl and jerk him off?
Posted on 8/19/18 at 11:35 am to Twain
I hate I wasted time reading that
Posted on 8/19/18 at 11:36 am to Twain
That actually sounds quite practical.
Posted on 8/19/18 at 12:09 pm to Twain
Op trying to be funny. Failed miserably. Should stop posting.
Posted on 8/19/18 at 5:10 pm to Passing Wind
You sound like you want to FaceTime w me, sugar. HMU. *Kisses.*
Posted on 8/19/18 at 5:11 pm to terriblegreen
How about I come mess up your face?
Posted on 8/19/18 at 5:16 pm to Twain
quote:
How about I come mess up your face?
I don’t think he wants you to jerk off on his face
Posted on 8/19/18 at 7:03 pm to Twain
Posted on 8/19/18 at 7:33 pm to Twain
Meet me and bob at Oakdale Sonic.
Posted on 8/19/18 at 7:42 pm to Twain
Don't be a dick like i was for a bday gift.
We know a guy who lost his father, and while he thought his fathers $$ was being taken care of, and then transferred to him, the accountant stole every dime and fled the Country(got a bunch of people).
For his birthday, i knew he liked scratch offs, so i got him one that was as close to real as it gets, and put it with other real ones.(it was a 10K winner)
So he hits a real one for $200, then another real one for $20, and then he scratches the fake for 10K. He looks up and begins to cry, with all of the bad shite that happened, he thought he finally had some thing good happen. I had to leave the room, i wanted to laugh and felt bad. He got pissed, made us all leave, they still talk to him, he refuses to even hear my name, my name is like voldemort, not to be spoken.
We know a guy who lost his father, and while he thought his fathers $$ was being taken care of, and then transferred to him, the accountant stole every dime and fled the Country(got a bunch of people).
For his birthday, i knew he liked scratch offs, so i got him one that was as close to real as it gets, and put it with other real ones.(it was a 10K winner)
So he hits a real one for $200, then another real one for $20, and then he scratches the fake for 10K. He looks up and begins to cry, with all of the bad shite that happened, he thought he finally had some thing good happen. I had to leave the room, i wanted to laugh and felt bad. He got pissed, made us all leave, they still talk to him, he refuses to even hear my name, my name is like voldemort, not to be spoken.
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