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re: On today's episode of that's f'ed up

Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:17 pm to
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:17 pm to
Cook the wife and kids a nice snack,
Yorki is probably tender. Two birds one stone
This post was edited on 3/4/20 at 9:18 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120019 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:18 pm to
Bury the dog in the back yard, tell the kids the dog died. They got to learn some day. Go talk calmly to the wife. Talk her into reason. shite happens, it sucks, but there is nothing that can be done.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
6970 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:18 pm to
The 2 big dogs would have her dug up tomorrow, back yard burial is not an option.

I bagged her up and put her in the freezer, will bring to the vet in the am.
This post was edited on 3/4/20 at 9:19 pm
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:20 pm to
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She shite and pissed herself under the couch


So like one little Terd and a half cup of piss?

Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:20 pm to
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The 2 big dogs would have her dug up tomorrow,


Dogs don’t eat dead dogs retard
Posted by tkeefer
TX
Member since Apr 2004
1121 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:21 pm to
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She shite and pissed under the couch


Was this before or after you told her?
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
60639 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:21 pm to
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This is a whole gaggle of WTF. Now I have to figure out what to do with a dead dog at 9 pm, calm down a hormonal preggo, figure out what to tell the kids, clean the couch, then figure out how to sit on said guillotine couch and enjoy tv.


Wake the kids up and tell em thet they killed the dog, hand em a shovel and some bleach wipes.

My wife won’t let me have a reclining couch, so I have a chihuahua I hate. You mind if he comes to your place?
This post was edited on 3/4/20 at 9:23 pm
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:24 pm to
Just another reason small dogs suck
One notch above pit bulls
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:24 pm to
quote:

bagged her up and put her in the freezer, will bring to the vet in the am.


I think you are a little past needing a vet involved
Posted by eng08
Member since Jan 2013
5997 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:29 pm to
Put him in a bag and put him in the fridge? He will be good until tomorrow when you can go dig a hole or light a fire.

Tell kids he died in his sleep.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
6970 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:31 pm to
We adopt older dogs that don't get adopted. We got this one at 10. If they pass we do the cremation thing. Our vet handles it all.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
6970 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:32 pm to
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Dogs don’t eat dead dogs retard


No but they dig everything up in the yard.
Posted by eng08
Member since Jan 2013
5997 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:32 pm to
Good choices, bury in front yard?
Posted by SuperflyLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2014
1098 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:33 pm to
According to nextdoor this is how serial killers get their start. Congrats on your future Netflix special.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
49071 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:33 pm to
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
44872 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:36 pm to
Now that's funny.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
108080 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:37 pm to
Ahhhh, Rug Dr with upholstery cleaner or pro.
Posted by M. A. Ryland
silver spring, MD
Member since Dec 2005
2135 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:38 pm to
quote:

I bagged her up and put her in the freezer, will bring to the vet in the am.


I definitely would not put in freezer! toss the bag in your trunk, so no one has to see anything in the morning. It will keep till then.

Don't ever tell your wife that you put the dog corpse in the freezer where she keeps human food.
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
15912 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:39 pm to
Hire Frank’s escort to bury the dog - she’ll do anything for a few bucks.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
108080 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:41 pm to
quote:

bagged her up and put her in the freezer, will bring to the vet in the am.


I think you are a little past needing a vet involved
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