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Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:33 pm
Posted by Corkfather
Houston
Member since Sep 2007
19748 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:33 pm
I’m looking to get in touch with someone experienced in running completion fluids offshore. I have experience with completion fluids onshore, and have some questions about how it is done offshore.

I may also have a job lead for anyone with experience in this area.
This post was edited on 11/18/19 at 1:34 pm
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

completion fluids


Is this one of those backpage euphemisms?
This post was edited on 11/18/19 at 1:35 pm
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18285 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

completion fluids

You need to address this question to Jody
Posted by PrimetimeDaBoss
Swag City, USA
Member since Oct 2008
7144 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:37 pm to
I can bang your wife if you ask nicely.
Posted by Corkfather
Houston
Member since Sep 2007
19748 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:38 pm to
Jody wouldn’t be offshore, he’d be onshore.

And I’m not married.
This post was edited on 11/18/19 at 1:39 pm
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37811 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

completion fluids


I giggled.


I hope you get a real answer eventually.
Posted by Corkfather
Houston
Member since Sep 2007
19748 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:46 pm to
quote:

Slagathor


Yea, you would giggle, or more likely gag. I already know you have a lot of experience with “completion fluids .”

Just kidding girl, love ya :muah:
This post was edited on 11/18/19 at 1:53 pm
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19295 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:47 pm to
I left some completion fluids at your mom's house
Posted by Corkfather
Houston
Member since Sep 2007
19748 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

I left some completion fluids at your mom's house


She’s 74, so congrats on the sex. I’m sure she really appreciated it though, she hasn’t had much loving since the ‘80s. Just don’t try and steal any of my inheritance or I’ll have to murder you.
This post was edited on 11/18/19 at 1:51 pm
Posted by Captain Crackysack
Member since Oct 2017
2231 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:50 pm to
You tryna run that calcium bromide, baw?
Posted by Corkfather
Houston
Member since Sep 2007
19748 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:51 pm to
quote:

You tryna run that calcium bromide, baw?


Among many other things.
Posted by Captain Crackysack
Member since Oct 2017
2231 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:56 pm to
Gotcha. Well we haul all types of fluids out to the rigs but I know absolutely nothing about any of them. Doubt that helps
Posted by Corkfather
Houston
Member since Sep 2007
19748 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 2:01 pm to
Yea, unfortunately it doesn’t. I know what the chemicals do, my questions are a lot more specific that would require someone with a good bit of experience to answer off the board.

Thanks for the first legitimate attempt at an answer though.
Posted by Engineer
Member since Dec 2015
277 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 2:06 pm to
Happy to answer, but it’ll come with an invoice.
Posted by Thecoz
Member since Dec 2018
2535 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 2:07 pm to
Guy ask a serious question and y’all get hung up on completion fluid
Term has been around since I was getting a PetE degree in the late 70s at LSU

Do not know the answer for the ot
But understand why the question
Money better offshore and hours add up

Some of y’all really should “graduate “ from junior high

Ot I hope you make the jump from onshore to offshore if it is what you really want
But 24/7 and no one shuts down at night except when setting off charges and perforating pipe
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37811 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 2:10 pm to
quote:

Some of y’all really should “graduate “ from junior high


Keep your pants on... the OT solves crimes and breaks news... but also reads at a 4th grade level and laughs at inappropriate things.

As with all things, balance.
Posted by Thecoz
Member since Dec 2018
2535 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 2:12 pm to
Ok junior
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37811 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 2:12 pm to
10-4, dinosaur
Posted by Thecoz
Member since Dec 2018
2535 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 2:13 pm to
Lol ;)
Posted by Corkfather
Houston
Member since Sep 2007
19748 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

Happy to answer, but it’ll come with an invoice.


Send me an email with your experience in the field and I’ll pay you. This is very important for me in preparation for a new job.

Email is @gmail
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