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Official OT Tiered Trashy Ratings: Hats

Posted on 8/5/14 at 3:57 pm
Posted by SUB
Member since Jan 2001
Member since Jan 2009
20780 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 3:57 pm
This is a guide to help you accurately define the extent of trashy an individual is likely to be based on how they choose to accessorize their heads.

Tier 5 (Not Trashy) - No hat or fitted baseball cap that isn't a flat bill.

Tier 8 - Adjustable / one size fits all cap. Come on, you can afford to get a cap that fits your head.

Tier 3 - Visors. What's your frat level today?


Tier 2 - Flat bills or affliction hats. No more needs to be said about this one.

Posted by MrPappagiorgio
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2009
41122 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 3:58 pm to
No, no, no

This will not become a thing

Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61441 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 3:58 pm to
5-8-3-2


Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79143 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 3:59 pm to
I like what you're doing with the tiers, but the substance is all off. Clearly the "not trash" tier consists of old school visors and adjustable hats. Fitted hats are the first step on the road to trashy headwear.
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61441 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 3:59 pm to
quote:

Adjustable / one size fits all cap. Come on, you can afford to get a cap that fits your head.



the pro golfers seem to be going back to adjustable hats


i don't get it, but I'm sure people will start buying them again because the guys on tv have them
Posted by TexasTiger01
Lake Houston
Member since Nov 2013
3215 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 3:59 pm to
This is as Beta as the Alpha/Beta phase you went through......
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65044 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 4:00 pm to
You have the tiers backwards you a-hole
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 4:00 pm to
There are posts that make no sense and then there are posts like yours....that make those posts seem coherent and well thought out.
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 4:00 pm to
someone please explain the numbering. i don't understand it.
Posted by CaptainPanic
18.44311,-64.764021
Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 4:00 pm to
I am confused by the numbering
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43456 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 4:00 pm to
Im so tier 3
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79143 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

the pro golfers seem to be going back to adjustable hats



Now everyone just needs to start making adjustable, unstructured hats in performance materials (synthetic). When that happens, we'll have reached the golden era for hats.
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61441 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

someone please explain the numbering. i don't understand it.


quote:

link



Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66383 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

5-8-3-2


Posted by thesoccerfanjax
Member since Nov 2013
6128 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 4:01 pm to
There are a lot of those out there.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68446 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 4:03 pm to
How did you go from 5 to 8 then 3 to 2?
This post was edited on 8/5/14 at 4:03 pm
Posted by FT
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Member since Oct 2003
26925 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 4:03 pm to
quote:

This is as Beta as the Alpha/Beta phase you went through......
Indeed, baw
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64427 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 4:04 pm to
What tier is this?




(And yes.. It's almost identical to the one I wore into work this morning.)
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52929 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 4:04 pm to
All those hats are so tacky, I much prefer a fedora. It harkens back to a classier time, and really pull any outfit together. I have a pretty big collection of them so I can match any outfit.
Posted by FT
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Member since Oct 2003
26925 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 4:05 pm to
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