re: Office cookout

Next time bring a bucket of KFC and walk away.

You almost had the makings of a Hallmark movie, until you mixed in the deer meat.

No Winnie or Lacey for you

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Deer is delicious, even vegans consider deer meat as plant-based.

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So are cows. What do you mean by this?

I think he might’ve been trying to be funny but he used too many paragraphs

I was (jokingly)! I was implying that venison is so irresistible, that I believe vegans eat it, but they classify it as something else.

It was hyperbole. Of course they don't eat venison, they have too much self-loathing to bring themselves to enjoy it.

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I have started in Janurary working in a new place. So about 3 weeks ago i was approached about a coworkers birthday. Everyone was going to buy a few finger foods for the get togther about 15 people. So one of the lady's I work with approach me an started hinting for me to cook a main course of some sort so i did a jambalaya.(everyone eles went buy cheap finger food well,4 people did no one elese pitches in) I made a massive pot the night before stayed up late and went in early to warm it up.Well that day came and went and I was praised for how good my cooking came out.

Well here is the kick, i put smoke sausage,pork, and deer sausage for my meat. About a week later another lady ask if i can cook somthing eles for lunch one day, and I said sure I have some deer I can cook. And she responded with a smile, "oh no i dont eat deer" and i told her that was the sausage in the jambalaya (if i new she was serious i would have kept my mouth shut). Well long story short a group of 4 of these women are given me a hard time about not telling them there was deer in my jambalaya. I did apologize because i felt bad and really had no idea they didnt eat wildgame are deer. Well there still given me a hard time over this, pretty much a cold shoulder, constantly giving me grief over this. I understand 100% why at first they were upset 2 weeks ago. What say the OT? Are they blowing this thing up more than it is 2 weeks later

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None of this happened.

You almost got me with your writing skills (or lack there of).

Nice troll though. Good work.