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re: NYC man sucker-punched for looking like Shia LaBeouf

Posted on 4/26/16 at 6:03 pm to
Posted by RonBurgundy
Whale's Vagina(San Diego)
Member since Oct 2005
13302 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 6:03 pm to
quote:

Black people don't know who Shia LaBeouf is.



bullshite, Black people love those Transformer movies.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
57334 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 6:05 pm to
quote:

Which number is the highest for you?:
a) number of credit hours at Bama
b) number of times you've been to NY?
c) number of Duckhead shirts in your dresser?



Ladies and gentleman, a New Yorker getting upset because someone pointed out a truth about his city.

and to answer your question,

d) the number of fricks I do not give about NYC.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198019 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 6:10 pm to
quote:

the puncher could be a blood relative of a co-worker, former co-worker... my screwball co-worker is at my bench, and there's a maintenance man walking by the room, my idiot co-worker sez, you see that guy, uhuh, I want to punch him out!! why? I don't like his face !!! wtf ?!?! that was 30 yrs ago..dem folks still be around...


did you misspell retarded when registering your user name ?
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
26861 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 6:13 pm to
quote:

Ladies and gentleman, a New Yorker getting upset because someone pointed out a truth about his city.

and to answer your question,

d) the number of fricks I do not give about NYC.
Translation: you are a sidewalk Bama fan who lives nowhere interesting and is talking shite about a city that would eat you alive, if your inability to respond with anything witty whatsoever is any indication.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
57334 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 6:20 pm to
quote:

Translation: you are a sidewalk Bama fan who lives nowhere interesting and is talking shite about a city that would eat you alive, if your inability to respond with anything witty whatsoever is any indication.



are you seriously getting this upset about my post? Man, calm down, its a message board. No need to lose your cool over something a simpleton from Alabama said about your rough and tough city. It will be okay, I promise.
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
26861 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 6:21 pm to
quote:

are you seriously getting this upset about my post? Man, calm down, its a message board. No need to lose your cool over something a simpleton from Alabama said about your rough and tough city. It will be okay, I promise.
Nice try, but we all see the melt, sidewalk, and it's yours.

So, to answer the question:

a) 0
b) can't afford it
c) >0

Correct?
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61605 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 6:23 pm to
my money is on the assailant being Shia LaBeouf himself

Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
57334 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 6:23 pm to
quote:

Nice try, but we all see the melt, sidewalk, and it's yours.

So, to answer the question:

a) 0
b) can't afford it
c) >0

Correct?


dude, please continue. This is great.


Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
26861 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 6:31 pm to
Thought so. You're right where you need to be.

Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
57334 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 6:33 pm to
Ballcaster and his pals:



Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
26861 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 6:39 pm to
You're outmatched. You can't come up with anything funny. I know hundreds of Bama alumni in NYC (I probably know more alumni than you do ), and it's obvious why you'll never be one of them.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
57334 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 6:41 pm to
quote:


You're outmatched. You can't come up with anything funny.


Probably because you are the butt of the jokes. Of course you aren't going to think someone making fun of you is funny, retard.
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
26861 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 6:44 pm to
quote:

Probably because you are the butt of the jokes. Of course you aren't going to think someone making fun of you is funny, retard.

You still haven't said anything funny at all. It's because you can't. You actually don't possess whatever it is in the human brain that helps us demonstrate wit. This is a common trait among those who are mental retards, and though the fact that your roots are in Alabama certainly would support the theory that this is true, I don't want to jump to conclusions.

You're outmatched, so you're calling names. It's actually the best that one of you people can do.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
57334 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 6:48 pm to
quote:

You still haven't said anything funny at all. It's because you can't. You actually don't possess whatever it is in the human brain that helps us demonstrate wit. This is a common trait among those who are mental retards, and though the fact that your roots are in Alabama certainly would support the theory that this is true, I don't want to jump to conclusions.



"MY CITY CAN KICK YOUR CITIES arse!!!"

That is so WITTY, ballsucker!

Please continue this incredible melt. You have spent two pages confirming the stereotype in my first post.
This post was edited on 4/26/16 at 6:49 pm
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
26861 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 6:50 pm to
a) 0
b) That Braves mug is full of dip money, not NYC money
c) 2
Posted by DeathValley85
Member since May 2011
19374 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 6:53 pm to
Genius. Punch a dude for one reason....but yell a crazy nonsense reason.

They'll never catch the guy!
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
21754 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 7:33 pm to
quote:

New York City gonna New York City. Tons and tons of douche in that place.




Says a Bama fan.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 7:43 pm to
If that's his LinkedIn profile, he deserves to get jacked
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 8:06 pm to
quote:

It's actually the best that one of you people can do.


Stop it. You alone make LSU fans look like douchebags.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98700 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 8:38 pm to
Whew those Hillary supporters are out of control!
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