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re: Nsfw: the most embarrassing sexual thing you've done

Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:34 pm to
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
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Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:34 pm to
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girls want it in their mouth more than I want her to have it. I
cleanliness is godliness
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:35 pm to
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my experience the girls want it in their mouth more than I want her to have it. It doesn’t matter to me where it goes.



With the scent of White Diamonds in the air, nothing is hotter than a pearl necklace
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
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Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:36 pm to
Yes!!
Posted by SouthernImmigrant
NELA
Member since Jul 2018
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Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:36 pm to
Girlfriends invites me on a family vacation to Disney World. 2 bedroom suite, one for her parents and a double bed room for her older brother, her and myself, no big deal, smoked weed with her brother at the time so we were cool.
Parents went wherever, brother seemed to have left, start getting some vacation loving, not sure how far into it, but heard the door open and made direct eye contact with her brother mid-pump.
Finish up and go outside to the balcony where he was sitting, and just said: “well, that was awkward”
This post was edited on 12/13/18 at 10:37 pm
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:37 pm to
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Why would it be gross to put something in your mouth that you want a girl to put in hers?


Is she mixing it with her tears?
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
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Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:39 pm to
Everyone’s got jokes tonight
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
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Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:40 pm to
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In that one of them is urine?

two of them are urine
Posted by Walt OReilly
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Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:42 pm to
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This hot chick I was seeing in college made me nut on her chest and lick it off. Kinda embarrassing now that I think about it.


Yeah you should be for fricks sake

Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:43 pm to
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Everyone’s got jokes tonight


Can only joke with those that have a great sense of humor.



As an aside, a buddy of mine had a girl start crying during sex once. They were friends, drunk and she sobered up enough to think it could hurt their friendship...
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29997 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:46 pm to
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I was totally imagining it looking all puffy tucked in, like she shite her pants. Then I felt kinda dumb when the skirt finally occurred to me.


I've dabbled in games of control. Always have.

But that definitely borders on the more terrible things I've gotten a woman to do.

But I would be lying if I said it wasn't...intoxicating, in its own way.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:46 pm to
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Why would it be gross to put something in your mouth that you want a girl to put in hers?


Something about it being mine? Not sure why because I'm pretty freaky and not bothered the least by most fluid related things, but my own juice, not crazy about messing around with it. Like, the notion is in my head. In the heat of the right moment I wouldnt worry about it though.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:47 pm to
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Why would it be gross to put something in your mouth that you want a girl to put in hers?


God looks down on homosexuality
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:48 pm to
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In my experience the guys want it in their mouth more than I want them to have it. It doesn’t matter to me where it goes.

Fixed because the other was bullshite.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69559 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:49 pm to
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Why would it be gross to put something in your mouth that you want a girl to put in hers?


Well at least we now know that Slag is a freak. fricking sloot.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:49 pm to
You better watch the forecast for lightning then, Walt
Posted by Loaner1231
Violet, LA
Member since Jan 2016
3903 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:50 pm to
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heard the door open and made direct eye contact with her brother mid-pump.


In HS my gfs little brother walked in on her blowing me. I was laying on the couch at the time and she just sort of laid her head over it and acted like she was asleep. He walked out a short time after and she went right back to it without hesitation. I had no clue how good I had it with her. She was insanely generous; almost every time I picked her up I’d get road head and she was a firm believer in swallowing.
This post was edited on 12/14/18 at 10:43 pm
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29997 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:50 pm to
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Nope, not saying anything. I know how fricked You are, and I already knew about the daddy thing.



I'm really not that bad. People should just never put me in positions of power.

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I finally bought a new computer. I’m waiting for the mouse I ordered to come in and I’m gonna download the game and see just how rusty I am now.


I tried for a little while after my ex and I split. I was terribly bad. I don't have the reaction times I used to.
Posted by Loaner1231
Violet, LA
Member since Jan 2016
3903 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:52 pm to
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. Like, the notion is in my head. In the heat of the right moment I wouldnt worry about it though.


Havoc speaking truths.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42888 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:59 pm to
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God looks down on homosexuality


It’s not gay if it’s your own fluid, Walt
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39555 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:59 pm to
It's odd and annoying though because Im usually the one saying "don't worry about it, it's all our stuff" So it's kinda hypocritical too.
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