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re: Nothing like flying next to an extremely obese gentleman

Posted on 1/24/17 at 2:04 pm to
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 1/24/17 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

get him to say bomb


What were those popsicles that were red white and blue? What's that? I'm hard of hearing.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 1/24/17 at 2:11 pm to
I've sat next to a belt extender person before. My god it was terrible.

I'm a lanky guy and I thought about paying a small person on the plane to switch with me. My elbow was firmly rested in his belly fat at one point.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 1/24/17 at 2:13 pm to
quote:

This is the OT right? I thought all of us flew First Class only?


There are fat rich people too
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46666 posts
Posted on 1/24/17 at 2:20 pm to
Ya, but there's plenty of room in First Class.
Posted by Esquire
Chiraq
Member since Apr 2014
15217 posts
Posted on 1/24/17 at 2:25 pm to
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I'm sure he really enjoys sitting next to you as well.


He doesn't enjoy anything but food, hence the obesity.
Posted by Esquire
Chiraq
Member since Apr 2014
15217 posts
Posted on 1/24/17 at 2:34 pm to
Coming in at a close second after fatties are people that complain when you recline the seat back.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69559 posts
Posted on 1/24/17 at 2:37 pm to
That's the dumbest shite I've ever heard.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
17200 posts
Posted on 1/24/17 at 3:01 pm to
This is truth
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5494 posts
Posted on 1/24/17 at 10:15 pm to
As a fatty, when I have to fly coach, I treat the seat as I would my recliner at home and spread all the f out.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69559 posts
Posted on 1/24/17 at 10:16 pm to
That's cool. I'm all for that.

Just pay double :)
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63272 posts
Posted on 1/24/17 at 10:28 pm to
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As a fatty, when I have to fly coach, I treat the seat as I would my recliner at home and spread all the f out.
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
17356 posts
Posted on 1/24/17 at 10:57 pm to
It's the shoulder space that makes a crowded economy class uncomfortable. Not arse space.
This post was edited on 1/24/17 at 10:58 pm
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
52619 posts
Posted on 1/24/17 at 11:20 pm to
Next time, fly southwest. Get on plane and get seated. Keep telling fatties, old dudes and uglies that your spouse/girlfriend is in the bathroom and the seat is taken. Wait for the eventual hottie to ask, "Is that seat taken?" Win.
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