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No LivePD this week - best lines to date

Posted on 12/23/17 at 9:34 pm
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 9:34 pm
I submit.

Cop. “Is that heroin.”

Guy on bicycle that got pulled over. “I hope so cause that’s what I bought.”
Posted by LordSnow
Your Mom's House
Member since May 2011
6113 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 9:37 pm to
“That’s not Heroin, that’s cocaine”.
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
84339 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 9:40 pm to
That's salt
Posted by theantiquetiger
Paid Premium Member Plus
Member since Feb 2005
20083 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 9:40 pm to
"These are not my pants!" (the pants he was wearing)
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47765 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 10:05 pm to
If you will just tell on yourself, I am willing to work with you.

That's my momma's car.
This post was edited on 12/23/17 at 10:06 pm
Posted by CatsGoneWild
Pigeon forge, Tennessee
Member since Jan 2008
15200 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 10:06 pm to
"Sorry, my brakes stopped working"

"My supervisor dropped off these keys to me. It might be for that green f150 in the parking lot"
Posted by gadknot
Reality
Member since Jul 2005
37306 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 10:17 pm to
This is probably the dumbest thread of the year, congrats buddy
Posted by Konkey Dong
Member since Aug 2013
2388 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 10:23 pm to
10 degrees........ Means frick you
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39271 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 11:17 pm to
Slidell PD has posted that live pd is coming back to the dirty Dell
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