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re: Nigerian comedian plans to marry sex doll

Posted on 7/4/18 at 7:48 pm to
Posted by Iron Lion
Romulus
Member since Nov 2014
14166 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 7:48 pm to
quote:

Don't buy Samantha the sex doll because she can refuse sex if you mistreat her

She'll only refuse once.
Posted by lsuman25
Erwinville
Member since Aug 2013
43311 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 7:49 pm to

This post was edited on 7/4/18 at 7:51 pm
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71185 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 8:14 pm to
Waiting for the day someone on the OT posts a thread about how their spouse left them for a sex doll
Posted by lsuman25
Erwinville
Member since Aug 2013
43311 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 8:20 pm to
Knowing the OT it will be sooner rather than later.
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
39061 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 8:25 pm to
Blonde, color me shocked
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39242 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 9:19 pm to
quote:

Masterbation doesn’t count as getting laid



For all intensive purposes, this counts
Posted by TheDude
Member since May 2004
2699 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 9:27 pm to
Hmm, figured that white doll would be fatter.
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
29911 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 9:58 pm to
Why marry it?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45540 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 10:01 pm to
quote:

Seriously how do you clean up the sex doll? Kinda gross right? They need to take the next step and invent the self cleaning sex doll.


You don’t cum in a sex doll baw. Weren’t you raised better?
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35690 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 10:14 pm to
...but the third guy turns to him and says, without missing a beat, "I don't blame you, I wouldn't marry a Nigerian either!"

:rimshot:
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
52638 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 10:38 pm to
quote:

You don’t cum in a sex doll baw.
Seriously, you wank while she's sitting on your face.
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63288 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 11:05 pm to
quote:

Seriously, you wank while she's sitting on your face.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
8093 posts
Posted on 7/5/18 at 1:10 am to
quote:


Waiting for the day someone on the OT posts a thread about how their spouse left them for a sex doll

Or that their sex doll has been riding on the back of another guy's motorcycle to work.
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20557 posts
Posted on 7/5/18 at 7:15 am to
Damn I never thought I would think a doll looks hot.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69239 posts
Posted on 7/5/18 at 7:26 am to


Posted by im4LSU
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Aug 2004
34544 posts
Posted on 7/5/18 at 7:53 am to
sup Kathy
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 7/5/18 at 8:04 am to
quote:

Tonto Shaa



She got dat jungle feva
Posted by SteveLSU35
Shreveport
Member since Mar 2004
15101 posts
Posted on 7/5/18 at 8:15 am to
As soon as you marry her she’ll stop trying and get fat.
Posted by btnetigers
South Louisiana
Member since Aug 2015
2332 posts
Posted on 7/5/18 at 8:22 am to
At least he's not spreading his seed among the living.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74615 posts
Posted on 7/5/18 at 9:29 am to
I just don’t see the allure of a sex doll. Sure they look kinda like a real woman. But there is no way their skin can feel like a real woman. And instead of having the natural scent of a woman I imagine they’ve got to have some sort of rubbery smell about them. I just don’t get it.
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