Newspaper headlines gone wrong

Do you know any good knock-knock jokes?

Knew a former editor at a newspaper who said he used to get so happy every year because he loved dirty jokes and once a year he got to write a column about them and he said he always had clever titles

When knowing the difference between a newspaper and a magazine goes wrong.

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A North Louisiana tabloid had a story about a man whose vehicle was struck from the rear by a truck that was pulling a horse trailer.

Headline: "Man Rear-ended by Five Horses"